If you haven’t read a newspaper, watched the news, or talked to your neighbor, numbers sixteen and seventeen tell the whole story… Two shootings, multiple deaths, and officers in the crossfire… Mayor Coleman, I say again, this is an excellent time to be cutting cops…
10 TV: Police said an officer was injured and a man was killed during a shooting Saturday night on the city's north side. Officers were called to the area of Weber Road and Melva Avenue, located between North Broadway and Hudson streets, at about 9:30 p.m. on a report of a person with a gun… When the officers arrived, they confronted three men. An officer was struck in the chin. He was transported to The Ohio State University Medical Center in serious but stable condition. He was expected to make a full recovery, according to Fraternal Order of Police president Jim Gilbert. Investigators said that a man was shot and killed by the officer. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Two people who were with the man that was killed ran into a nearby house. SWAT officers were called and four people were taken from the house at about 11 p.m.
NBC 4: The Columbus Division of Police homicide detectives were called to 1635 Elaine Road early Saturday morning on a report of a homicide. When the officers arrived they found an unidentified victim inside the location with a gunshot wound to the upper body. The victim was transported to Grant Medical Center where he died close to 4 a.m. There currently are no suspects or motive for this homicide. Anyone with information please call the Homicide Squad at 645-4730. This was the city’s 108th homicide for 2008.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Margarita Foursome
Four males with margaritas, cheesy smiles, and bad hair… There are to many good captions! I can't pick just one…
CYP: An Impressive Innovation
Columbus Young Professionals and Gossip Cbus share one common trait… A common trait which is also shared by Google, Microsoft, Walmart, and the United States… Every one was an idea… Regardless of their current dominance, each of these mega corporations began as CYP and GCBUS did… merely an intriguing notion in someone’s mind…
Founded by Derek Grosso in July 2005, the club has grown to include 7,000 members… I attended their Holiday Party at the Franklin Park Conservatory and I will say, without hesitation, I was thoroughly impressed. As Derek and I talked, you really have the sense that he cares not only about his membership, but also about the overall health of networking for young professionals in this city.
The variety of their events (from what I have learned) is also impressive… Columbus Young Professionals will host everything from athletics to networking breakfast to two major events next year… The Date 2 Remember charity date auction and the Barons of Business discussion… Clearly, they are more than the typical and tired stand around, talk, and trade business cards, which makes membership (which is free) well worth anyone’s time…
In terms of networking, I will give Next Gen Dublin (who I previously profiled), a slight edge… Overall, their organization is not as clique driven… This isn’t an assertion that you wont have fun or make friends in Columbus Young Professionals… It is not… CYP is a unique and dynamic organization and I completely recommend that anyone join.
Founded by Derek Grosso in July 2005, the club has grown to include 7,000 members… I attended their Holiday Party at the Franklin Park Conservatory and I will say, without hesitation, I was thoroughly impressed. As Derek and I talked, you really have the sense that he cares not only about his membership, but also about the overall health of networking for young professionals in this city.
The variety of their events (from what I have learned) is also impressive… Columbus Young Professionals will host everything from athletics to networking breakfast to two major events next year… The Date 2 Remember charity date auction and the Barons of Business discussion… Clearly, they are more than the typical and tired stand around, talk, and trade business cards, which makes membership (which is free) well worth anyone’s time…
In terms of networking, I will give Next Gen Dublin (who I previously profiled), a slight edge… Overall, their organization is not as clique driven… This isn’t an assertion that you wont have fun or make friends in Columbus Young Professionals… It is not… CYP is a unique and dynamic organization and I completely recommend that anyone join.
BREAKING: Liquid Bar Facing Financial Uncertainty
Liquid, the self-described “premier women's club of Columbus” may be Columbus’ next economic casualty, Gossip Cbus has learned. According to multiple sources familiar with the situation, every avenue from sale to shutdown is being explored.
“Nothing is off the table at this point,” said one source. “And I will tell you something, we’re not the last one… I would say that our financial constraints our comparable to those around this city… No one is sure about anything.”
Originally located in Mansfield, Liquid opened in Columbus on May 17, 2008. It occupies the location, which was formerly Little Brothers in the short north. No one with Liquid was available for comment.
“Nothing is off the table at this point,” said one source. “And I will tell you something, we’re not the last one… I would say that our financial constraints our comparable to those around this city… No one is sure about anything.”
Originally located in Mansfield, Liquid opened in Columbus on May 17, 2008. It occupies the location, which was formerly Little Brothers in the short north. No one with Liquid was available for comment.
Skully’s Festivus Photographs
From what spys tell me, the party was amazing... Another reason why Avi (far left) is one of Columbus' greatest promoters...
South Campus Catches Fire
A vendor’s stand caught fire Friday on the South Campus Gateway sidewalk, according to witnesses. While the fire was quickly extinguished, the resulting smoke infiltrated McFadden’s. Fire alarms were sounded. The club was evacuated. No damage was caused. Pictures later…
BREAKING: Family Urges Hartline “Stay In School”
Brian Hartline’s family is strongly urging the wide receiver to return to Ohio State for his senior season, according to a source with knowledge of their conversations. On Tuesday, Hartline and five other juniors turned in forms that will gage their potential draft status.
“He’s not ready. No one thinks he is ready. No one thinks he will make a good professional,” said the source, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “Every conversation I know of has involved stay in school or something like it. He is still thinking over what his decision.”
While the wide receiver prospects are weaker than previous season, this does not guarantee Hartline as either a first round or first day selection. And if other underclassman declare, his stock plummets… Top prospects include Michael Crabtree (Texas Tech) and Percy Harvin (Florida).
“Maybe its about pride, people telling him he cant succeed,” said the source. “In this case, he can’t succeed. You may get one, two wide receivers that become stars in the third round, Wes Welker or what have you, but Brian needs another year. Brian needs Coach [Tressel] that one more season.”
In his three seasons, Hartline has 90 catches, 1,429 yards, and 12 touchdowns. This season, he has only grabbed 21 catches for 479 yards. Hartline has managed at least one reception in thirty consecutive games.
“He’s not ready. No one thinks he is ready. No one thinks he will make a good professional,” said the source, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “Every conversation I know of has involved stay in school or something like it. He is still thinking over what his decision.”
While the wide receiver prospects are weaker than previous season, this does not guarantee Hartline as either a first round or first day selection. And if other underclassman declare, his stock plummets… Top prospects include Michael Crabtree (Texas Tech) and Percy Harvin (Florida).
“Maybe its about pride, people telling him he cant succeed,” said the source. “In this case, he can’t succeed. You may get one, two wide receivers that become stars in the third round, Wes Welker or what have you, but Brian needs another year. Brian needs Coach [Tressel] that one more season.”
In his three seasons, Hartline has 90 catches, 1,429 yards, and 12 touchdowns. This season, he has only grabbed 21 catches for 479 yards. Hartline has managed at least one reception in thirty consecutive games.
Nephews Mantra: Have Fun
The garage band is a staple. In the mid-nineties, California Dreams, an entire series based around a band, ran for four seasons. Walk into any bar in Columbus and you will see their flyers. Spend any time on My Space and you will learn everything about them. They aren’t original… But unoriginality shouldn’t be mistaken for staleness.
The Nephews underscore that point. After listening to only three songs in their opening set (which I arrived an hour late for at CBR… bleep you Map Quest), I was impressed. As I exited during their final set, I was thoroughly impressed. The quintet is bold, unique, and they clearly enjoy what they are doing. Most importantly, they understand what the majority of those people on the flyers and My Space forget…
The trick with a cover band is self-actualization… They are not singing or playing original material… Everyone already knows the drumbeats, the guitar chords, and the words by heart… Their challenge is to not spin sacred material… It’s what ninety percent of the contestants on American Idol do and Simon always applauds them for their interpretation of the song… Screw their interpretation… I don’t care their take on a classic… A classic is a classic… Just relate the classic… Don’t try and reinterpret it…
Despite a diverse set list (one of the most diverse and impressive I have ever heard), the Nephews don’t try to reinterpret… They let the song carry the moment… Greg, the lead singer is masterful at this… From Better Than Ezra to Weezer to Sister Hazel, he doesn’t try to make the song something its not and in the same token, the band doesn’t become something its not… Greg makes you remember the first time you sang those songs with the radio, the first night you heard them, the first experience you had with them…
His energy is also remarkable… That’s the other trick with cover bands is they can sound amazing… But since everyone has heard the product, the salesmen must be more spectacular… Greg is… As I have said before with venues in this city, energy can’t be faked or manufactured… It is either there or its not… The crowd must feed off of something… Tonight, they fed off Greg…
They also fed off his remarkable instrumentalists, led by lead guitarist Dominic… Nicky has impressive range… From the renowned baseline on “Under Pressure” to the more intricate but fiercer rhythm of “Hash Pipe,” Nicky does not relax… From the moment I walked in to the moment I left, he was the same aggressive, entertaining presence… Every bit Greg’s equal in presence and skill…
The most entertaining member of the band (from my vantage point, their most outgoing member) was Tony… The senior member of the band easily fluttered from guitar to keyboard and back… All the while, laughing, joking, playing to the crowd… While Greg and Nicky were the lead musically, Tony may have been the one who most stood for what this band and this experience was about…
I’ve often seen division three scores flash across the bottom of the screen while watching the Buckeyes and thought, “what’s the point?” They wont make millions. They wont be watched by hundreds of thousands… They’re just playing for pride and family… Why do it? Tonight, the Nephews reminded me of why… They reminded me that no matter the stage or standing in life, you must have fun. You should have fun… Otherwise, what’s the freaking point?
The Nephews underscore that point. After listening to only three songs in their opening set (which I arrived an hour late for at CBR… bleep you Map Quest), I was impressed. As I exited during their final set, I was thoroughly impressed. The quintet is bold, unique, and they clearly enjoy what they are doing. Most importantly, they understand what the majority of those people on the flyers and My Space forget…
The trick with a cover band is self-actualization… They are not singing or playing original material… Everyone already knows the drumbeats, the guitar chords, and the words by heart… Their challenge is to not spin sacred material… It’s what ninety percent of the contestants on American Idol do and Simon always applauds them for their interpretation of the song… Screw their interpretation… I don’t care their take on a classic… A classic is a classic… Just relate the classic… Don’t try and reinterpret it…
Despite a diverse set list (one of the most diverse and impressive I have ever heard), the Nephews don’t try to reinterpret… They let the song carry the moment… Greg, the lead singer is masterful at this… From Better Than Ezra to Weezer to Sister Hazel, he doesn’t try to make the song something its not and in the same token, the band doesn’t become something its not… Greg makes you remember the first time you sang those songs with the radio, the first night you heard them, the first experience you had with them…
His energy is also remarkable… That’s the other trick with cover bands is they can sound amazing… But since everyone has heard the product, the salesmen must be more spectacular… Greg is… As I have said before with venues in this city, energy can’t be faked or manufactured… It is either there or its not… The crowd must feed off of something… Tonight, they fed off Greg…
They also fed off his remarkable instrumentalists, led by lead guitarist Dominic… Nicky has impressive range… From the renowned baseline on “Under Pressure” to the more intricate but fiercer rhythm of “Hash Pipe,” Nicky does not relax… From the moment I walked in to the moment I left, he was the same aggressive, entertaining presence… Every bit Greg’s equal in presence and skill…
The most entertaining member of the band (from my vantage point, their most outgoing member) was Tony… The senior member of the band easily fluttered from guitar to keyboard and back… All the while, laughing, joking, playing to the crowd… While Greg and Nicky were the lead musically, Tony may have been the one who most stood for what this band and this experience was about…
I’ve often seen division three scores flash across the bottom of the screen while watching the Buckeyes and thought, “what’s the point?” They wont make millions. They wont be watched by hundreds of thousands… They’re just playing for pride and family… Why do it? Tonight, the Nephews reminded me of why… They reminded me that no matter the stage or standing in life, you must have fun. You should have fun… Otherwise, what’s the freaking point?
Friday, December 19, 2008
INVITE: Social Saturday
Commencement: 9:00Venue: Sugar Bar (525 Park Street)
Open Bar 10:30 pm – 11:30 pm
BREAKING: Woman Who Brought Down Dann Quits
I read and I read this and I read this and still I have the same thought… How did Ohio elect Moron Dann in the first place?
10 TV: One of two women at the center of a scandal that led to the resignation of former Attorney General Marc Dann announced that she was leaving her position on Friday. In a letter to Attorney General Nancy H. Rogers, Vanessa Stout said that her requests for a transfer out of the Attorney General's office were not granted and she could not allow her health to deteriorate further.
"The actions of Mr. (Anthony) Gutierrez, Mr. Dann and others have made it impossible for me to continue working in the office," Stout wrote. "As you know, the events leading to this investigation and the treatment I received thereafter have caused me extraordinary emotional distress."
In May, Stout and fellow staffer Cindy Stankoski came forward with claims that Dann's General Services Director, Anthony Gutierrez, pressured them for sex. The scandal worsened for Dann after he admitted having an affair with an employee in the office. He stepped down from office on May 14.
Stout's attorney told 10TV's John Fortney on Friday that he was still negotiating a settlement with the state of Ohio. He said he would file a sexual harassment lawsuit if those negotiations fall through.
10 TV: One of two women at the center of a scandal that led to the resignation of former Attorney General Marc Dann announced that she was leaving her position on Friday. In a letter to Attorney General Nancy H. Rogers, Vanessa Stout said that her requests for a transfer out of the Attorney General's office were not granted and she could not allow her health to deteriorate further.
"The actions of Mr. (Anthony) Gutierrez, Mr. Dann and others have made it impossible for me to continue working in the office," Stout wrote. "As you know, the events leading to this investigation and the treatment I received thereafter have caused me extraordinary emotional distress."
In May, Stout and fellow staffer Cindy Stankoski came forward with claims that Dann's General Services Director, Anthony Gutierrez, pressured them for sex. The scandal worsened for Dann after he admitted having an affair with an employee in the office. He stepped down from office on May 14.
Stout's attorney told 10TV's John Fortney on Friday that he was still negotiating a settlement with the state of Ohio. He said he would file a sexual harassment lawsuit if those negotiations fall through.
No Task Safe
Numbers fourteen and fifteen highlight that no activity, everyday, simple, or uncomplicated… No activity is truly safe…
10 TV: A man was shot and killed in a parking lot outside a pizza restaurant on the city's northeast side Friday night. Police said the gunman got out of his vehicle on North Cassady Avenue at about 9 p.m. and shot a man three times… The victim was pronounced dead at the scene. The gunman fled in his vehicle.
WSYX 6: The woman says she had just left people's pharmacy and had picked up some prescription drugs including some pain meds and headed home. A few blocked from there at South 4th and Markison someone slammed into her car. She got out to exchange insurance information, but the people in the other car swiped her wallet, her prescription drugs and then pushed her to the ground. She says they also stole $400 which was going to be used to by Christmas presents.
10 TV: A man was shot and killed in a parking lot outside a pizza restaurant on the city's northeast side Friday night. Police said the gunman got out of his vehicle on North Cassady Avenue at about 9 p.m. and shot a man three times… The victim was pronounced dead at the scene. The gunman fled in his vehicle.
WSYX 6: The woman says she had just left people's pharmacy and had picked up some prescription drugs including some pain meds and headed home. A few blocked from there at South 4th and Markison someone slammed into her car. She got out to exchange insurance information, but the people in the other car swiped her wallet, her prescription drugs and then pushed her to the ground. She says they also stole $400 which was going to be used to by Christmas presents.
Seventh Grade Saints
10 TV: A group of middle school students donated more than $2,000 on Friday to the Stefanie Spielman Fund for Breast Cancer Research in honor of 10TV anchor Heather Pick. Heather died on Nov. 7 after a brave and public battle with breast cancer. Seventh-graders at Karrer Middle School held a Turkey Bowl in which they collected pledges to benefit the fund… During an assembly Friday, 255 seventh-graders presented check for $2,053 in Heather's honor… The students also presented a $2,000 check to help a Dublin family whose fifth-grade son died earlier this year of a blood disorder.
Fluff? Yes… but we never run good news and I loved this story… These children are examples for us all…
Fluff? Yes… but we never run good news and I loved this story… These children are examples for us all…
INVITE: Feliz Naughtydad
Commencement: 9:00Venue: Frog Bear & Wild Boar (343 N Front Street)
Cover: Moderate
Naughtiest Santa receives $500
Christmas Cocktail Specials
Performances
LoveSick Radio
Nate McDonough Band
Downplay
Appearances
VJ Nohbody
The Bacardi Girls
Santa's Helpers
Midnight Madness Drinks
$2 Bud Light Drafts
$2 Select Martinis
$2 wells
The Weather… Fiscal & Otherwise…
10 TV: Gov. Ted Strickland on Friday ordered an additional $640 million in spending cuts as the state continues to try and head off a growing shortfall in the state's budget. So far this year, the state has made $1.9 billion in cuts… State officials previously said that Ohio's upcoming two-year budget, which begins in July, could fall as much as $7.3 billion in the red. The current two-year budget is projected to have a shortfall of $640 million.
So… General Motors and Chrysler got a check and no one drives their cars… Can Ohio get a check, because some people actually live here…
10 TV: Live Doppler 10 chief meteorologist Chris Bradley said temperatures will begin to drop on Friday evening. A leftover rain shower will be possible. It will be windy during the overnight hours, with temperatures dropping to 28 degrees. Saturday will be partly to mostly cloudy, with daytime temperatures reaching 33 degrees. Bradley said a wintry mix will develop after dark. Expect precipitation to turn to mostly snow by late Saturday night.
Could Bradley define after dark please, because some of us have nightlife to enjoy…
So… General Motors and Chrysler got a check and no one drives their cars… Can Ohio get a check, because some people actually live here…
10 TV: Live Doppler 10 chief meteorologist Chris Bradley said temperatures will begin to drop on Friday evening. A leftover rain shower will be possible. It will be windy during the overnight hours, with temperatures dropping to 28 degrees. Saturday will be partly to mostly cloudy, with daytime temperatures reaching 33 degrees. Bradley said a wintry mix will develop after dark. Expect precipitation to turn to mostly snow by late Saturday night.
Could Bradley define after dark please, because some of us have nightlife to enjoy…
Living the Fantasy
Columbus comes out at night. That’s when the energy comes. The darkness lights. The bunnies run. They strut their asses everywhere… They make you want them… And you have faith, that you’ll succeed… before last call comes…
After a listless, virtually pantomime (not by any stretch of the imagination boring) first two hours; Sugar Bar recaptured their energy at midnight… The first two hours weren’t nothing, there was a satisfactory crowd… However, like McFadden’s (Friday night a week ago), that special something, that defines our city, was missing… When it reappeared, the scene was unlike anything I have ever seen…
In other bars and clubs, you will find the campus cuties, the potential hookups, and girls just out for fun and you will, if you stay in the place long enough, witness craziness… But, nowhere in this city, will you find the decadence, the opulence, the level of bunny glam that you will find in Sugar… Why? Because Sugar is different… It is the most alluring location Columbus has…
Sugar is not defined by the music or the drinks or the bunnies… Every club has the first two and most clubs have the third… Sugar is defined by the dancers, two muffins in form fitted tops and fishnets that radiate lust as they dance… Sugar is defined by the guy taking random pictures and then making out with one of Santa’s helpers… Sugar is defined by the girls who don’t dress for a night out… they dress to own the night out… (Although I must say I eyed a few early on who should take what they were wearing home, burn it, and never wear it again as they could clearly not pull it off)…
Sugar’s allure is it makes you want… It’s not enough to get in the door… You want to be dancing with the table full of bunnies, with a bottle of champagne on that table… You want to be doing shots with the promoters in the V.I.P. Mezzanine… You want to be on the stage, in the dj booth, at the table next to the millionaire’s son… It’s this combination, part Les Deux and part Studio 54, that make Sugar a fantasy land that one you walk away from, you want to walk right back into…
Finally, for those wondering about my open… the song was in my head and seemed to fit with when the bar got busy… I will mention you on this site tomorrow if you e-mail me who sings it…
After a listless, virtually pantomime (not by any stretch of the imagination boring) first two hours; Sugar Bar recaptured their energy at midnight… The first two hours weren’t nothing, there was a satisfactory crowd… However, like McFadden’s (Friday night a week ago), that special something, that defines our city, was missing… When it reappeared, the scene was unlike anything I have ever seen…
In other bars and clubs, you will find the campus cuties, the potential hookups, and girls just out for fun and you will, if you stay in the place long enough, witness craziness… But, nowhere in this city, will you find the decadence, the opulence, the level of bunny glam that you will find in Sugar… Why? Because Sugar is different… It is the most alluring location Columbus has…
Sugar is not defined by the music or the drinks or the bunnies… Every club has the first two and most clubs have the third… Sugar is defined by the dancers, two muffins in form fitted tops and fishnets that radiate lust as they dance… Sugar is defined by the guy taking random pictures and then making out with one of Santa’s helpers… Sugar is defined by the girls who don’t dress for a night out… they dress to own the night out… (Although I must say I eyed a few early on who should take what they were wearing home, burn it, and never wear it again as they could clearly not pull it off)…
Sugar’s allure is it makes you want… It’s not enough to get in the door… You want to be dancing with the table full of bunnies, with a bottle of champagne on that table… You want to be doing shots with the promoters in the V.I.P. Mezzanine… You want to be on the stage, in the dj booth, at the table next to the millionaire’s son… It’s this combination, part Les Deux and part Studio 54, that make Sugar a fantasy land that one you walk away from, you want to walk right back into…
Finally, for those wondering about my open… the song was in my head and seemed to fit with when the bar got busy… I will mention you on this site tomorrow if you e-mail me who sings it…
Thursday, December 18, 2008
INVITE: Festivus Party
Commencement: 10:00
Venue: Skullys (1151 North High Street)
Age Range: 18 and over
Airing of Grievances
Jalapeno & Beer Contest ($50 prize)
Drinks (Available All Night)
Venue: Skullys (1151 North High Street)
Age Range: 18 and over
Airing of Grievances
Jalapeno & Beer Contest ($50 prize)
Drinks (Available All Night)
$2 Vodka shots
Performances
The Steez & Vango One
DJ Flair (11 p.m. – Midnight)
DJ Inform (Midnight – 1 a.m.)
Dave Espionage (1 a.m. – 2:30 a.m.)
Performances
The Steez & Vango One
DJ Flair (11 p.m. – Midnight)
DJ Inform (Midnight – 1 a.m.)
Dave Espionage (1 a.m. – 2:30 a.m.)
Easton Evaluation: Bebe
Men’s fashion is practical. Women’s fashion is candy. Clothes are not needed. They are wanted. Style is not appreciated. It is craved. Trends are not merely another step in the evolution of clothes. They are another era in fashion history. Morons could boil it down to the simplistic and ridiculous phrase “women like to shop.” No… women, unlike men, realize that fashion is not what you cover yourself with… fashion is a window into your soul…
Bebe’s soul is very scattered… Their collection, as I have written with others, was equal parts gorgeous and gruesome… With some ensembles, I sought the perfect compliment… With other ensembles, I wanted the designer standing in front of me so I could smack them in the mouth… Bebe’s shoes are a different story…. Their shoes are spectacular. While you might want to purchase the dress somewhere else, the perfect shoes for said dress will be found in this store…
Bebe’s styles are, without question, the greatest I have seen… They are bold and unique… And I say this without hesitation; several pairs could overshadow any purse or jewelry as your perfect accessory… I recommend the emma jewel encrusted sandal ($159), the arlene curvy ankle strap sandal ($139), and the rome leather sandal ($139). Each is not merely a pair of shoes… They are jewels, around which you plan that storybook night out…
As I said, the clothes pail in comparison to the shoes… It’s like comparing the Grand Canyon to that sandbox whole you dug as a child… There collection has a few superstars, the sexy contrast trim knit ($98) is one… Unfortunately, the majority of the collection walks into the category of the jeweled one shoulder ($198)… a hideous cross between Arab couture and an Elvis stage reject….
Again, you may find a dress your heart wants… However, you are more likely to find shoes your heart pounds for… When this happens, find a sales associate (they are excellent… willing to answer any question to the point of slightly overselling their product) and indulge…
Bebe’s soul is very scattered… Their collection, as I have written with others, was equal parts gorgeous and gruesome… With some ensembles, I sought the perfect compliment… With other ensembles, I wanted the designer standing in front of me so I could smack them in the mouth… Bebe’s shoes are a different story…. Their shoes are spectacular. While you might want to purchase the dress somewhere else, the perfect shoes for said dress will be found in this store…
Bebe’s styles are, without question, the greatest I have seen… They are bold and unique… And I say this without hesitation; several pairs could overshadow any purse or jewelry as your perfect accessory… I recommend the emma jewel encrusted sandal ($159), the arlene curvy ankle strap sandal ($139), and the rome leather sandal ($139). Each is not merely a pair of shoes… They are jewels, around which you plan that storybook night out…
As I said, the clothes pail in comparison to the shoes… It’s like comparing the Grand Canyon to that sandbox whole you dug as a child… There collection has a few superstars, the sexy contrast trim knit ($98) is one… Unfortunately, the majority of the collection walks into the category of the jeweled one shoulder ($198)… a hideous cross between Arab couture and an Elvis stage reject….
Again, you may find a dress your heart wants… However, you are more likely to find shoes your heart pounds for… When this happens, find a sales associate (they are excellent… willing to answer any question to the point of slightly overselling their product) and indulge…
A Crime For All Categories
At least give our criminals credit for their diversity…
10 TV: Crime Stoppers on Thursday announced a $2,000 reward leading to the arrest of a man responsible for at least three thefts at United Dairy Farmers locations. The most recent theft occurred on Dec. 9 at the UDF store located at 2635 W. Broad St. The same crimes occurred on Nov. 19. One of them occurred at the same location, while the other occurred at the location at 530 S. Hague Ave. The thief is described as black and between 30 to 35 years old. He is about 6 feet 5 inches tall, has a dark complexion and was clean-shaven. He wore a gray toboggan with a black, horizontal stripe and a red shirt under a gray sports-style logo jacket that had black leather sleeves and the name "City of Dreams" in yellow lettering across the upper part of the back. Police said that thief also wore light blue jeans and white athletic style shoes. According to Crime Stoppers, the reward is offered for information received by Dec. 28. Anyone with information about the thefts is asked to contact Crime Stoppers at 614-645-8477 or leave a tip by using their Web site. Text tips can be sent to "274637" with key word "TIP125."
NBC 4: City prosecutors said it’s not just the time of year to buy, but also the time of year to steal. Officials said that shoplifting numbers are skyrocketing… Columbus Assistant City Prosecutor Bill Hedrick said he’s keeping an eye on shoplifters, as well. This year, he has filed more than 2,400 shoplifting charges—double what he saw in 2007.
WSYX 6: As the cold weather hits, so do car thieves. All over Columbus, drivers are learning the hard way it's not a good idea to leave your car unattended as it warms up. Columbus police call it a warm-up auto theft. Detectives say since the beginning of the month there have been 365 auto thefts in Columbus. 1 in 3 are because the owner left the car running and walked away, both in driveways and on streets as well as places like convenience stores.
10 TV: Crime Stoppers on Thursday announced a $2,000 reward leading to the arrest of a man responsible for at least three thefts at United Dairy Farmers locations. The most recent theft occurred on Dec. 9 at the UDF store located at 2635 W. Broad St. The same crimes occurred on Nov. 19. One of them occurred at the same location, while the other occurred at the location at 530 S. Hague Ave. The thief is described as black and between 30 to 35 years old. He is about 6 feet 5 inches tall, has a dark complexion and was clean-shaven. He wore a gray toboggan with a black, horizontal stripe and a red shirt under a gray sports-style logo jacket that had black leather sleeves and the name "City of Dreams" in yellow lettering across the upper part of the back. Police said that thief also wore light blue jeans and white athletic style shoes. According to Crime Stoppers, the reward is offered for information received by Dec. 28. Anyone with information about the thefts is asked to contact Crime Stoppers at 614-645-8477 or leave a tip by using their Web site. Text tips can be sent to "274637" with key word "TIP125."
NBC 4: City prosecutors said it’s not just the time of year to buy, but also the time of year to steal. Officials said that shoplifting numbers are skyrocketing… Columbus Assistant City Prosecutor Bill Hedrick said he’s keeping an eye on shoplifters, as well. This year, he has filed more than 2,400 shoplifting charges—double what he saw in 2007.
WSYX 6: As the cold weather hits, so do car thieves. All over Columbus, drivers are learning the hard way it's not a good idea to leave your car unattended as it warms up. Columbus police call it a warm-up auto theft. Detectives say since the beginning of the month there have been 365 auto thefts in Columbus. 1 in 3 are because the owner left the car running and walked away, both in driveways and on streets as well as places like convenience stores.
BREAKING: Chris Wells Will Enter NFL Draft
Ohio State’s Chris Wells has informed several teammates he will skip his senior season and enter the NFL Draft, according to a source with knowledge of the conversations. The junior running back is a likely top five selection, said one NFL scout we spoke with.
On Tuesday, Wells was not among six Buckeyes who turned in forms that will gage their potential draft status. Our source indicated this was unnecessary as Wells already has a grasp on where he will be selected. Since 2006, an underclassman running back has been selected in the top seven each year. This season, both the Cincinnati Bengals and Cleveland Browns, both of whom need running back help, are likely to have top ten selections.
In three seasons, Wells has 569 carries, 3,276 yards, and 30 touchdowns. This season, despite injuries (three games missed), he has 191 carries, 1,091 yards, and 8 touchdowns. He closed his junior season with four one hundred yard efforts in five contests (three consecutive).
On Tuesday, Wells was not among six Buckeyes who turned in forms that will gage their potential draft status. Our source indicated this was unnecessary as Wells already has a grasp on where he will be selected. Since 2006, an underclassman running back has been selected in the top seven each year. This season, both the Cincinnati Bengals and Cleveland Browns, both of whom need running back help, are likely to have top ten selections.
In three seasons, Wells has 569 carries, 3,276 yards, and 30 touchdowns. This season, despite injuries (three games missed), he has 191 carries, 1,091 yards, and 8 touchdowns. He closed his junior season with four one hundred yard efforts in five contests (three consecutive).
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
INVITE: Lush Events Presents the Holiday Kickoff Party
Commencement: 10:00Venue: Sugar Bar (525 Park Street)
Age Range: Male (21 and over); Female (19 and over)
Open Bar 11 pm –Midnight
Drinks (Available All Night)
$3 Martini's
$2 Bombs
$1 Wells
Santa’s Gifts
Digital Cameras
Digital Camcorders
MP3 players
Plasma TVs
Easton Evaluation: Express
There is a fine line between selling and overselling. I know throughout this series (which is rapidly concluding), I have evaluated salespeople, praising the ones that were attentive and scorching the one’s the embarrassed their employer. I believe that salespeople should be there to help. They should answer your questions. They should offer suggestions. They shouldn’t be life like manikins. With all of that said, I don’t want a sales associate attached to my hip. I don’t want someone who oversells the product. Nothing from an associate is unacceptable. Too much of an associate is nauseating.
During my thirty minutes inside Express, the fine line was nearly crossed. The sales associate, an adorable (and when I say adorable, she is the text book definition) twenty-one year old Ohio State student took upon herself to walk me through every section and discuss a barrage of combinations and specifics… What would go with what, what she thought was amazing, what I thought was amazing… The shopping experience turned guided tour nearly veered into the realm of wanting of overselling… However, at every opportunity to step back and let her point sink in rather than be pounded in, the sales associate relented. At the conclusion of our time together, I felt as though I had been through an enjoyable conversation… and I was more than impressed with the collection I had just viewed.
For men, I recommend the graphic velvet jacket ($178), lance field stripe with graphic ($54.50), and the pique polo ($44.50). The jacket is the perfect statement piece for that night out at the club. The lancefield stripe and polo are perfect compliments for that casual evening with friends or that early in the relationship crucial date.
For women, I recommend the hounds tooth cropped jacket ($84.00), the ruched fitted dress ($68.60), and the shimmer stripe scoop neck top ($29.50). The jacket is the perfect eye catcher for when you enter the party. The dress will flatter any form and turn any head. The scoop neck top is that simple staple that any girl can dress up or down depending on their mood.
The only complaint I have with either collection is the horrid sweaters. Multiple droopy pockets, saggy form, hideous colors… All they are missing is the large letter and Richie Cunningham could wear one on Happy Days. Despite my objection to the sweaters, Express’ collection is among this holiday season’s very best. Not only can one find that perfect gift, they can find their significant other a whole new wardrobe…
During my thirty minutes inside Express, the fine line was nearly crossed. The sales associate, an adorable (and when I say adorable, she is the text book definition) twenty-one year old Ohio State student took upon herself to walk me through every section and discuss a barrage of combinations and specifics… What would go with what, what she thought was amazing, what I thought was amazing… The shopping experience turned guided tour nearly veered into the realm of wanting of overselling… However, at every opportunity to step back and let her point sink in rather than be pounded in, the sales associate relented. At the conclusion of our time together, I felt as though I had been through an enjoyable conversation… and I was more than impressed with the collection I had just viewed.
For men, I recommend the graphic velvet jacket ($178), lance field stripe with graphic ($54.50), and the pique polo ($44.50). The jacket is the perfect statement piece for that night out at the club. The lancefield stripe and polo are perfect compliments for that casual evening with friends or that early in the relationship crucial date.
For women, I recommend the hounds tooth cropped jacket ($84.00), the ruched fitted dress ($68.60), and the shimmer stripe scoop neck top ($29.50). The jacket is the perfect eye catcher for when you enter the party. The dress will flatter any form and turn any head. The scoop neck top is that simple staple that any girl can dress up or down depending on their mood.
The only complaint I have with either collection is the horrid sweaters. Multiple droopy pockets, saggy form, hideous colors… All they are missing is the large letter and Richie Cunningham could wear one on Happy Days. Despite my objection to the sweaters, Express’ collection is among this holiday season’s very best. Not only can one find that perfect gift, they can find their significant other a whole new wardrobe…
Seven For Seven
Ok, I know the opponent the Jacksonville… But, 7-0 is 7-0
David Lighty had 21 points to lead No. 17 Ohio State to an 81-68 victory over Jacksonville on Wednesday night. Ohio State (7-0) led by 19 points early in the second half only to see the lead cut to five with 5 minutes left. Jon Diebler hit his third 3-pointer for the Buckeyes, and the Dolphins never got closer. The Buckeyes finished 10-of-17 from beyond the arc (59 percent). Evan Turner scored 17 points, Diebler added 14 and Jeremie Simmons had 10 for the Buckeyes.
David Lighty had 21 points to lead No. 17 Ohio State to an 81-68 victory over Jacksonville on Wednesday night. Ohio State (7-0) led by 19 points early in the second half only to see the lead cut to five with 5 minutes left. Jon Diebler hit his third 3-pointer for the Buckeyes, and the Dolphins never got closer. The Buckeyes finished 10-of-17 from beyond the arc (59 percent). Evan Turner scored 17 points, Diebler added 14 and Jeremie Simmons had 10 for the Buckeyes.
Easton Evaluation: Diamond Cellar
Variety is essential. I’m not talking about keeping your life interesting or any other cliché, I’m saying variety in accessories or attire, in companions or clubs, it is what makes you yourself… It has different names…. Fashion sense, preference, style, taste… But they all just substitutes for one concept… Variety… the substance of life…
The Diamond Cellar perfectly epitomizes the variety concept… Whether one is seeking a bracelet, ear rings, necklace, or a ring… You will every style, every price, a gift for every occasion within their gorgeous showroom (which included a TV… How many jewelry stores have a TV?)…
Their sales associates are equally impressive. As you walk into the store, they greet you and I’m not talking the “hi, how are you” dismissal I mentioned receiving at Pac Sun… They smile, they ask what are you are seeking, then they walk you around to several cases and show you anything you might want to see… Some jewelry stores will stand over their cases, look at what you’re pointing out and agree with you it’s pretty… Diamond Cellar’s sales associate must have pulled twenty pieces for me… I didn’t buy anything, but I was still treated as a potential future customer… someone they want to see return… “The hi, how are you crowd” should spend an hour here…
Concerning their collection, I don’t know where to begin… I could recommend every item she pulled… The plum colored three strand bracelet ($95.00) is elegant… the circle of life earrings ($240) are exemplary, the diamond journey pendent ($1,100) is exquisite, the dolce aquamarine and diamond ring ($1,348) will capture her heart…
The first piece of jewelry is a milestone in any relationship… Even if you eventually break up, the girl will remember when and where it was given and she will remember who have it… If you’ve reached that stag of your relationship (which in my opinion, can never come to early), you should go nowhere else but the Diamond Cellar… A memorable gift deserves a memorable shopping experience.
The Diamond Cellar perfectly epitomizes the variety concept… Whether one is seeking a bracelet, ear rings, necklace, or a ring… You will every style, every price, a gift for every occasion within their gorgeous showroom (which included a TV… How many jewelry stores have a TV?)…
Their sales associates are equally impressive. As you walk into the store, they greet you and I’m not talking the “hi, how are you” dismissal I mentioned receiving at Pac Sun… They smile, they ask what are you are seeking, then they walk you around to several cases and show you anything you might want to see… Some jewelry stores will stand over their cases, look at what you’re pointing out and agree with you it’s pretty… Diamond Cellar’s sales associate must have pulled twenty pieces for me… I didn’t buy anything, but I was still treated as a potential future customer… someone they want to see return… “The hi, how are you crowd” should spend an hour here…
Concerning their collection, I don’t know where to begin… I could recommend every item she pulled… The plum colored three strand bracelet ($95.00) is elegant… the circle of life earrings ($240) are exemplary, the diamond journey pendent ($1,100) is exquisite, the dolce aquamarine and diamond ring ($1,348) will capture her heart…
The first piece of jewelry is a milestone in any relationship… Even if you eventually break up, the girl will remember when and where it was given and she will remember who have it… If you’ve reached that stag of your relationship (which in my opinion, can never come to early), you should go nowhere else but the Diamond Cellar… A memorable gift deserves a memorable shopping experience.
Easton Evaluation: BCBG Max Azria
Only one wardrobe item can be considered both critical and unsung. Shoes. Think about it… If someone wears perfectly chosen shoes which compliment their ensemble, then no one notices them. No one, recovering from their hangover, discussing their evening, remembers the shoes. If unfortunately, someone missteps with their shoe selection, the faux pas can be a topic of conversation for weeks, if not months after…
While the entirety of BCBG’s collection is grand or gruesome, their shoes are stellar… From conservative to intrepid, BCBG has the perfect pair for a night out with the boyfriend or to serve as an elegant compliment to that stunning holiday party dress. My recommendations include snake embossed leather sandal ($225) or the simple leather sandal ($198). Each has a unique flair, which will turn your ankles into the centers of attention.
As I mentioned, beyond their shoes, BCBG’s effort is regrettable. Their collection is very hit or miss. Yes, I found a red satin ($200) I adored… However, that was balanced by a printed silk chaffon ($508) that is a cross between something a tribal queen might wear and bed sheets which may adorn any hooker’s hotel room… At this time of year, with so many obligations that require the perfect look, you don’t want to spend an hour of your time trying on five bad dresses for every good one…
Worse than their clothes, their sales associates… An unimpressive group which seemed locked behind their counter… I am thankful BCBG’s shoes were adorable… Otherwise, I might have requested the thirty minutes of my life back…
While the entirety of BCBG’s collection is grand or gruesome, their shoes are stellar… From conservative to intrepid, BCBG has the perfect pair for a night out with the boyfriend or to serve as an elegant compliment to that stunning holiday party dress. My recommendations include snake embossed leather sandal ($225) or the simple leather sandal ($198). Each has a unique flair, which will turn your ankles into the centers of attention.
As I mentioned, beyond their shoes, BCBG’s effort is regrettable. Their collection is very hit or miss. Yes, I found a red satin ($200) I adored… However, that was balanced by a printed silk chaffon ($508) that is a cross between something a tribal queen might wear and bed sheets which may adorn any hooker’s hotel room… At this time of year, with so many obligations that require the perfect look, you don’t want to spend an hour of your time trying on five bad dresses for every good one…
Worse than their clothes, their sales associates… An unimpressive group which seemed locked behind their counter… I am thankful BCBG’s shoes were adorable… Otherwise, I might have requested the thirty minutes of my life back…
Nathan Williams Pleads, Reports to Dog House
Freshman defensive end Nathan Williams pleaded not guilty to shoplifting shirts at a Dayton-area mall. He entered the plea through his attorney. Coach Jim Tressel said Williams will not be suspended but will face significant team penalties (including practice and personal time penalties). His participation in Glendale depends on his performance under that punishment. If convicted of the first-degree misdemeanor, Williams could face up to six months in jail.
This punishment was not unexpected. Obviously, Ohio State was disgusted with Williams… But, his crime doesn’t rise to the level Mo Clarett used to pull…
This punishment was not unexpected. Obviously, Ohio State was disgusted with Williams… But, his crime doesn’t rise to the level Mo Clarett used to pull…
It’s What We Call The News
10 TV: Burglaries are on the rise in central Ohio. Police blame tough economic conditions and homes filled with holiday gifts for the increase… Home burglaries are also up in the City of Columbus. The most pronounced rise in burglaries are in what the police call Zone One in northeast Columbus. Here police have 53 more reported burglaries than the same time last year.
I’ve read similar stories today about other cities… Each says the same thing and each makes even less sense… Crime is up because the economy is bad? Crime is up because crime is up everywhere… It was this spring, it was this summer, and now (shockingly), it is this winter…
NBC4: A firefighter under investigation for allegedly shooting his dogs to death could potentially face charges if investigators determine that he used a two-liter bottle to muffle gunshots from a .22-caliber rifle… Investigators were looking into claims that [David] Santuomo bragged to other firefighters about killing the dogs because he was going on vacation… Investigators said that a recent search of Santuomo's home turned up a .22-caliber rifle and antifreeze, but humane society officers have asked prosecutors to review the evidence after a green, two-liter bottle was allegedly found taped to the end of the rifle...Using a device to muffle or silence a gun blast could result in felony charges,
My opinion of this moron has been stated… Send the jerk to jail…
10 TV: It will be a cloudy night in central Ohio…it will be cold on Wednesday night, with overnight low temperatures dropping to 24 degrees. It will remain dry on Friday. Look for partly to mostly cloudy skies. Highs will reach 37 degrees. Bradley said that a strong storm system will bring a wintry mix north of Columbus on Thursday night. Rain will be in the south. It will turn to all rain by Friday, as temperatures climb into the upper 40s.
I can live with the cold… Just keep the snow out of town!
I’ve read similar stories today about other cities… Each says the same thing and each makes even less sense… Crime is up because the economy is bad? Crime is up because crime is up everywhere… It was this spring, it was this summer, and now (shockingly), it is this winter…
NBC4: A firefighter under investigation for allegedly shooting his dogs to death could potentially face charges if investigators determine that he used a two-liter bottle to muffle gunshots from a .22-caliber rifle… Investigators were looking into claims that [David] Santuomo bragged to other firefighters about killing the dogs because he was going on vacation… Investigators said that a recent search of Santuomo's home turned up a .22-caliber rifle and antifreeze, but humane society officers have asked prosecutors to review the evidence after a green, two-liter bottle was allegedly found taped to the end of the rifle...Using a device to muffle or silence a gun blast could result in felony charges,
My opinion of this moron has been stated… Send the jerk to jail…
10 TV: It will be a cloudy night in central Ohio…it will be cold on Wednesday night, with overnight low temperatures dropping to 24 degrees. It will remain dry on Friday. Look for partly to mostly cloudy skies. Highs will reach 37 degrees. Bradley said that a strong storm system will bring a wintry mix north of Columbus on Thursday night. Rain will be in the south. It will turn to all rain by Friday, as temperatures climb into the upper 40s.
I can live with the cold… Just keep the snow out of town!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Easton Evaluation: The Limited
Aim small. Miss small. In other words, don’t sprint toward the running back, lining up the home run hit, only to draw nothing but air as he runs past you into the end zone… Stick to the fundamentals… Line him up, tuck your head and shoulder and drive through the man… This football analogy is also useful for designers… Don’t stick a collar or sequins or a belt on a dress to try to make it stand out… Construct a gorgeous dress and it will stand out…
The Limited, when they sit down to design their next collection, should take the above paragraph, frame it, and mount it on their wall… After twenty minutes in their store, I was left with one impression… Their designs were gorgeous or giant mistakes… No in between is present… Often, it looked as though the designer was trying to hard… As if he tacked on one more piece in the vain hope that piece alone would sell the outfit…
A perfect example of their perfect or putrid contrast were these two dresses I have linked… I recommend the ruffle tube ($98.00)… It is classic and elegant… I don’t recommend this second dress… The top and waist were fine, but seriously, a Christmas tree skirt hemline… Was the designer drunk?
I must say a quick word about the sales associate I encountered who was very helpful… He answered any of my questions concerning what I could pair and not pair with what… Although, most of what I saw, I wouldn’t want to pair with my closet…
The Limited, when they sit down to design their next collection, should take the above paragraph, frame it, and mount it on their wall… After twenty minutes in their store, I was left with one impression… Their designs were gorgeous or giant mistakes… No in between is present… Often, it looked as though the designer was trying to hard… As if he tacked on one more piece in the vain hope that piece alone would sell the outfit…
A perfect example of their perfect or putrid contrast were these two dresses I have linked… I recommend the ruffle tube ($98.00)… It is classic and elegant… I don’t recommend this second dress… The top and waist were fine, but seriously, a Christmas tree skirt hemline… Was the designer drunk?
I must say a quick word about the sales associate I encountered who was very helpful… He answered any of my questions concerning what I could pair and not pair with what… Although, most of what I saw, I wouldn’t want to pair with my closet…
Easton Evaluation: Abercrombie
I assume (and I could be wrong), that everyone seeks to get along with his or her coworkers. I assume (and I could be wrong), that one of the reasons people like or dislike their jobs, that they look forward or don’t look forward to work is talking with coworkers. And finally, I assume (and I know I’m not wrong), that conversations between coworkers, now matter how fun or important, should never take place at the expense of helping a prospective customer…
Abercrombie employees need to learn that lesson. During the thirty minutes I spent in their store, a male and female sales associate stood at the front of the store talking. They never looked at me, they never interrupted themselves to ask if I needed help, they were practically sharing shoes… Thankfully, Abercrombie’s clothes were so spectacular, the collection’s greatness was so obvious, that I honestly didn’t need their help (imagine if I had needed it)…
Specifically, I recommend their collared shirts ($69.50-$80)… The design is classic Abercrombie… Subtle and understated with colors that will compliment and expand any wardrobe… If your goal this holiday season is to make your boyfriend into that guy whose fashion is envied, you need to buy from this collection.
Abercrombie employees need to learn that lesson. During the thirty minutes I spent in their store, a male and female sales associate stood at the front of the store talking. They never looked at me, they never interrupted themselves to ask if I needed help, they were practically sharing shoes… Thankfully, Abercrombie’s clothes were so spectacular, the collection’s greatness was so obvious, that I honestly didn’t need their help (imagine if I had needed it)…
Specifically, I recommend their collared shirts ($69.50-$80)… The design is classic Abercrombie… Subtle and understated with colors that will compliment and expand any wardrobe… If your goal this holiday season is to make your boyfriend into that guy whose fashion is envied, you need to buy from this collection.
Are You Freaking Kidding?
NBC 4: For the fifth time in seven years, Ohio State prepares for a trip to Arizona. But for the first time since 2002, OSU heads to the Fiesta Bowl as a hefty underdog. Texas stands as a 9.5-point favorite over OSU Monday, Jan. 5.
Nine and a half points? Seriously? This is the same Colt McCoy that we smacked around two years ago… And they get almost double digits?
Nine and a half points? Seriously? This is the same Colt McCoy that we smacked around two years ago… And they get almost double digits?
Crime Strikes Dublin, Lives on the East Side
Numbers eleven and twelve in our count… And if anyone ever again tells me the east side is safe, they need professional help…
NBC 4: A man remained in critical condition Tuesday morning after being shot in the face. Close to 3 a.m. Monday, Columbus Police were dispatched to the area of East Livingston Avenue and South 22nd Street. Police said 32-year-old Scott Martin was transported to the hospital in critical condition.
NBC 4: Police were called to the National City Bank this morning at 1850 E. Dublin-Granville Road on a reported robbery. A man approached the counter with his hand in his pocket implying a weapon and handed the teller a note. The teller was in the process of putting away the previous customer’s night deposit bag when he slammed his hands on the counter, grabbing an almost-empty deposit bag. The man fled the scene on foot with only the bag and a little cash in his hands. The suspect is described as a black male in his 20s, 5’7”, medium build with a mustache. Anyone with information is asked to call the Columbus Robbery Squad at (614) 645-4665.
NBC 4: A man remained in critical condition Tuesday morning after being shot in the face. Close to 3 a.m. Monday, Columbus Police were dispatched to the area of East Livingston Avenue and South 22nd Street. Police said 32-year-old Scott Martin was transported to the hospital in critical condition.
NBC 4: Police were called to the National City Bank this morning at 1850 E. Dublin-Granville Road on a reported robbery. A man approached the counter with his hand in his pocket implying a weapon and handed the teller a note. The teller was in the process of putting away the previous customer’s night deposit bag when he slammed his hands on the counter, grabbing an almost-empty deposit bag. The man fled the scene on foot with only the bag and a little cash in his hands. The suspect is described as a black male in his 20s, 5’7”, medium build with a mustache. Anyone with information is asked to call the Columbus Robbery Squad at (614) 645-4665.
Another Day, Another Doom Scenario
Not that I’m saying forecasters aren’t right most of the time… They are… And not that I’m getting cocky, this time of year, you don’t… But you have to <3>
10 TV: Flurries and snow showers will continue across central Ohio on Tuesday afternoon, but precipitation will turn to freezing drizzle as we head into the evening hours… the wintry mix will continue into the overnight hours, with temperatures dropping to 28 degrees. We should get a break from snow and rain on Wednesday. Expect mostly cloudy skies, with temperatures approaching 39 degrees.
10 TV: Flurries and snow showers will continue across central Ohio on Tuesday afternoon, but precipitation will turn to freezing drizzle as we head into the evening hours… the wintry mix will continue into the overnight hours, with temperatures dropping to 28 degrees. We should get a break from snow and rain on Wednesday. Expect mostly cloudy skies, with temperatures approaching 39 degrees.
Drunkenness Should Not Impair Your Fashion
Our tipster didn’t say when or where this photo was taken… The only thing I can say is that if this wasn’t an ugly Christmas sweater party, it is an embarrassing night out…
Monday, December 15, 2008
BREAKING: AFL Explains Shutdown Decision
One week ago, Gossip Cbus reported that speculation surrounding the AFL’s potential shutdown was “overblown.” With that shutdown now a reality, an Arena Football League official told us that information about the league’s future was closely held.
“Overall health of the league was not something we wanted in the press,” said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, because the shutdown is still pending a player’s union agreement. “We were direct with our owners and thankfully they held our confidence.”
Asked if this shutdown could extend into extinction, the official said, “We fully expect to field teams in 2010. We are examining our overall health. We are seeking improvement as a league.”
Currently, the AFL hosts sixteen franchises in two conferences, including our own Columbus Destroyers. While the official we spoke with would not comment concerning contraction or relocation of franchises, he did say that all franchises “will do what is best for the economic health of the league.”
Since moving from Buffalo in 1999, the Destroyers have been very well attended. This despite an overall 28-54 record, which includes only one playoff appearance. In 2007, the Destroyers won the National Conference. Unfortunately, the lost Arena Bowl XXI to the San Jose Saber Cats 55-33.
“Overall health of the league was not something we wanted in the press,” said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, because the shutdown is still pending a player’s union agreement. “We were direct with our owners and thankfully they held our confidence.”
Asked if this shutdown could extend into extinction, the official said, “We fully expect to field teams in 2010. We are examining our overall health. We are seeking improvement as a league.”
Currently, the AFL hosts sixteen franchises in two conferences, including our own Columbus Destroyers. While the official we spoke with would not comment concerning contraction or relocation of franchises, he did say that all franchises “will do what is best for the economic health of the league.”
Since moving from Buffalo in 1999, the Destroyers have been very well attended. This despite an overall 28-54 record, which includes only one playoff appearance. In 2007, the Destroyers won the National Conference. Unfortunately, the lost Arena Bowl XXI to the San Jose Saber Cats 55-33.
Lodge Bar & Gossip CBUS Event
Coming soon, Lodge Bar and Gossip CBUS will unite for a very special evening. Want details? When I have them? You’ll have them! Until then, you know you love me…
Easton Evaluation: Pac Sun
I have a confession. I have never worked retail. I have never spent a six to ten hour day folding, pricing, unpacking clothes, walking the same floor, staring at the same four walls… Still, I feel I must give some advice to those who do… When a customer walks into your store and you see them, asking “Hi, how are you” does not count as doing your job. It never has. It never will. You might try “Hi, is there anything I can help you find” or “Hi, is there anything you want to ask me”… That would be doing your job…
I have been asked would I give a positive review to a retailer even though their sales associates fit this airhead description… Here is your proof that I would… Despite their useless ornaments who were pricing and folding, Pac Sun’s collection is outstanding. While they do have a tendency to fall into the to many print shirts trap (in both men’s and women’s), their shirts and thermals are impressive.
While pattern and texture, heavy or light print, are a matter of personal choice, you will be able to find the perfect wardrobe foundation in their collections… With their thermals priced two for $40, now would be an excellent time to walk in, ignore their salespeople, and scoop them up…
I have been asked would I give a positive review to a retailer even though their sales associates fit this airhead description… Here is your proof that I would… Despite their useless ornaments who were pricing and folding, Pac Sun’s collection is outstanding. While they do have a tendency to fall into the to many print shirts trap (in both men’s and women’s), their shirts and thermals are impressive.
While pattern and texture, heavy or light print, are a matter of personal choice, you will be able to find the perfect wardrobe foundation in their collections… With their thermals priced two for $40, now would be an excellent time to walk in, ignore their salespeople, and scoop them up…
Easton Evaluation: American Eagle
American Eagle stores are different. When you walk into Abercrombie or the Gap, you always see sales associates on the floor. You always see shelves and tables of clothes, neatly stacked, not one shirt sloppily out of place. Every time I walk into an American Eagle store, I always see clothes scattered and I never see a sales associate roaming the floor… Thankfully, their clothing always exceeds expectations.
This year’s collections are no different… Both the men’s and women’s endeavors have exemplary style and variety… You will find clothes to compliment or update your existing wardrobe… You will find enough clothes to completely renovate your wardrobe… Their designs and color schemes are innovative… Of the staple outfitters, they are the best.
Truthfully, I could recommend about one hundred items in each collection… But, for those of you running short of time, here are some specifics that will make perfect presents… For men, I recommend the heritage fleece ($49.50), the date shirt ($39.50), and the sueded striped Henley ($29.50). For women, I recommend the heritage full zip fleece ($39.50) and the deep v print ($17.50).
Each of these items can serve as stocking stuffers or as that open prior to Christmas gift for the last minute holiday party.
This year’s collections are no different… Both the men’s and women’s endeavors have exemplary style and variety… You will find clothes to compliment or update your existing wardrobe… You will find enough clothes to completely renovate your wardrobe… Their designs and color schemes are innovative… Of the staple outfitters, they are the best.
Truthfully, I could recommend about one hundred items in each collection… But, for those of you running short of time, here are some specifics that will make perfect presents… For men, I recommend the heritage fleece ($49.50), the date shirt ($39.50), and the sueded striped Henley ($29.50). For women, I recommend the heritage full zip fleece ($39.50) and the deep v print ($17.50).
Each of these items can serve as stocking stuffers or as that open prior to Christmas gift for the last minute holiday party.
Gossip Cbus Hits One Hundred
Who would have thought in fifteen days, we would see the Columbus Destroyers and Skye Bar collapse, the Buckeyes make their fourth straight BCS Bowl, and Gossip Cbus rack one hundred posts… You made it possible Columbus! Keep reading and keep e-mailing… You never know what might happen next…
BREAKING: Welcome to Winter
The forecast is courtesy of NBC 4…. The rage is courtesy of me… I HATE THIS WEATHER.
TONIGHT: evening scattered rain showers changing into wintry mix and snow showers, accumulations in Central Ohio overnight of 1"- 2". Low 23.
TUESDAY: snow showers in the morning changing to wintry mix, freezing rain and sleet during the day, roads will be icy and slippery, high 31. Snow showers overnight, low 27.
WEDNESDAY: snow showers in the morning changing to rain/snow mix by afternoon, high 36.
THURSDAY: liquid rain, warmer, high 42.
TONIGHT: evening scattered rain showers changing into wintry mix and snow showers, accumulations in Central Ohio overnight of 1"- 2". Low 23.
TUESDAY: snow showers in the morning changing to wintry mix, freezing rain and sleet during the day, roads will be icy and slippery, high 31. Snow showers overnight, low 27.
WEDNESDAY: snow showers in the morning changing to rain/snow mix by afternoon, high 36.
THURSDAY: liquid rain, warmer, high 42.
BREAKING: Arena Football League Cancels Season
The Arena Football League has canceled the 2009 season for the Columbus Destroyers, Cleveland Gladiators and the rest of its teams subject to agreement of the players union.
The AFL's owners voted against playing next season during a conference call Sunday night and announced the move Monday. The league gave no timetable for its return.
The AFL had been in limbo for weeks. The 16-team league had delayed indefinitely the start of free agency, the release of next season's schedule and a dispersal draft to award players from the defunct New Orleans Voodoo.
The league has not selected a permanent replacement for longtime commissioner David Baker, who resigned from the 22-year-old league two days before the ArenaBowl in July.
Less than one week ago, the AFL ignored all speculation and pledged to play next season… Now , they vanish… I know they say they’ll play again, but you have to wonder if we’ve seen our last Destroyers game…
The AFL's owners voted against playing next season during a conference call Sunday night and announced the move Monday. The league gave no timetable for its return.
The AFL had been in limbo for weeks. The 16-team league had delayed indefinitely the start of free agency, the release of next season's schedule and a dispersal draft to award players from the defunct New Orleans Voodoo.
The league has not selected a permanent replacement for longtime commissioner David Baker, who resigned from the 22-year-old league two days before the ArenaBowl in July.
Less than one week ago, the AFL ignored all speculation and pledged to play next season… Now , they vanish… I know they say they’ll play again, but you have to wonder if we’ve seen our last Destroyers game…
Little Animal Wins Again
What can you say other than this was expected and deservd?
Ohio State linebacker James Laurinaitis received the Lott Trophy on Sunday night at the Pacific Club. The award, named for Hall of Fame defensive back Ronnie Lott, recognizes on-field performance and personal character among defensive players. Laurinaitis is a two-time Big Ten defensive player of the year who led the Buckeyes in tackles with 121. The All-American was a Lott finalist last year. The 6-foot-3, 244-pound senior edged Aaron Curry of Wake Forest, Brian Orakpo of Texas and Myron Rolle of Florida State for the award.
Ohio State linebacker James Laurinaitis received the Lott Trophy on Sunday night at the Pacific Club. The award, named for Hall of Fame defensive back Ronnie Lott, recognizes on-field performance and personal character among defensive players. Laurinaitis is a two-time Big Ten defensive player of the year who led the Buckeyes in tackles with 121. The All-American was a Lott finalist last year. The 6-foot-3, 244-pound senior edged Aaron Curry of Wake Forest, Brian Orakpo of Texas and Myron Rolle of Florida State for the award.
Nothing to Celebrate Here
10 TV: Police were searching for two teenagers after a 13-year-old was shot early Monday. Investigators said three teenagers, ages 13, 17 and 18, were at a home on Rankin Avenue, located on the city's northeast side, at about 12:30 a.m. when the older teenagers decided to take out a gun…The teenagers were looking at the the gun when it went off and struck the 13-year-old in the hand…He was transported to Nationwide Children's Hospital and was expected to be OK…Investigators said the 18-year-old threatened to shoot any officer who went near him before the older teenagers fled. He should be considered armed and dangerous…
Obviously, this was some kind of accident… Still, guns in teenagers hands and another one to add to the count (it’s ten in case you’ve forgotten)…
NBC 4: The recreation and parks department is looking at a 21 percent cut to its budget next year… Two of the biggest festivals -- the Jazz and Rib Fest and Festival Latino -- cost $234,000 combined. Recreation and Parks department Director Alan McKnight is looking at options as well as for both Festival Latino and the Jazz and Rib Fest.
Columbus can cut cops, education, and city services… When they start cutting our ability to drink at public events… That crosses the line…
Obviously, this was some kind of accident… Still, guns in teenagers hands and another one to add to the count (it’s ten in case you’ve forgotten)…
NBC 4: The recreation and parks department is looking at a 21 percent cut to its budget next year… Two of the biggest festivals -- the Jazz and Rib Fest and Festival Latino -- cost $234,000 combined. Recreation and Parks department Director Alan McKnight is looking at options as well as for both Festival Latino and the Jazz and Rib Fest.
Columbus can cut cops, education, and city services… When they start cutting our ability to drink at public events… That crosses the line…
The Hardest Hit
If you can this season, take a moment and donate to any charity…
The slumping economy is making it hard for charities to meet the demand of people seeking assistance during the holidays. Lloyd Craycroft said more than 300 people turned out to get help from Victory Mission over the weekend… He said Victory Mission has seen a 20 percent increase in requests for help this year. As the need for help increases, Craycroft said donations to Victory Mission have dropped. The Salvation Army is also feeling the pinch…With 10 days remaining in the holiday kettle campaign, the Salvation Army was more than $200,000 shy of their goal.
The slumping economy is making it hard for charities to meet the demand of people seeking assistance during the holidays. Lloyd Craycroft said more than 300 people turned out to get help from Victory Mission over the weekend… He said Victory Mission has seen a 20 percent increase in requests for help this year. As the need for help increases, Craycroft said donations to Victory Mission have dropped. The Salvation Army is also feeling the pinch…With 10 days remaining in the holiday kettle campaign, the Salvation Army was more than $200,000 shy of their goal.
Republicans Have Social Lives?
The answer to that question shouldn’t be yes… They should stay in, they should order pizza, they should watch Fox News, and they should argue about how conservative unattractiveness… Barack Obama could have had his own bunny squadron… Meanwhile, I think the GOP stands for Geeks On Parade…
Every time I see a picture of Republicans, their expression is always surprised... Listen, everyone, I know you're not photographed that often (I'll bite my tongue as to why you're not...), but cameras don't bite...
This is that old Sesame Street game, which one doesn’t belong… The kitten in black can clearly dress, she’s cute… Why would she hang out with these people… More important question… Why would she want that much weight on her booty?
Every time I see a picture of Republicans, their expression is always surprised... Listen, everyone, I know you're not photographed that often (I'll bite my tongue as to why you're not...), but cameras don't bite...This is that old Sesame Street game, which one doesn’t belong… The kitten in black can clearly dress, she’s cute… Why would she hang out with these people… More important question… Why would she want that much weight on her booty?
The typical Republican photo… A guy, smiling cheesy, thinking wow, I’ve never had girls around me before… What do I do?
Sunday, December 14, 2008
BREAKING: Skye Bar Freezes Promotions
Beyond the New Year’s Eve celebration, Skye Bar has no further events scheduled and promoters have been told not to book further events, according to an employee who spoke with Gossip Cbus. According to the employee, who spoke with us on condition of anonymity, speculation is now rampant among the staff as to when the exact closing will occur.
Easton Evaluation: The Buckle
If you read us everyday (and I know most of you do), you will remember that I praised (actually gushed about) Christian Audigier. Imagine my surprise, when amongst the bland collections and putrid sales associates, I walked into The Buckle, which not only prominently displayed the Audigier\Ed Hardy line, but also featured an adorable and extremely thoughtful sales associate.
Both the Buckle’s men’s and women’s collections are stellar. Featuring unique designers, who are clearly not afraid of a risk (refreshing considering many of the safe, sorry ensembles I had thus far), the collections perfectly blend casual hoodies and jeans with explosively colored selections, which are perfect for the nightlife. Whatever the taste of your significant other, you will find the perfect statement clothing to match their personality.
For men, I recommend the BKE London Sweater ($56.50) and the Division E Crown t-shirt ($54.50). For women, I recommend the Billabong Stephens coat ($89.50) and the Daytrip Rose top ($26.50). Truthfully, I could recommend so many more… However, I suggest you venture into the Buckle… You’ll love every minute…
Both the Buckle’s men’s and women’s collections are stellar. Featuring unique designers, who are clearly not afraid of a risk (refreshing considering many of the safe, sorry ensembles I had thus far), the collections perfectly blend casual hoodies and jeans with explosively colored selections, which are perfect for the nightlife. Whatever the taste of your significant other, you will find the perfect statement clothing to match their personality.
For men, I recommend the BKE London Sweater ($56.50) and the Division E Crown t-shirt ($54.50). For women, I recommend the Billabong Stephens coat ($89.50) and the Daytrip Rose top ($26.50). Truthfully, I could recommend so many more… However, I suggest you venture into the Buckle… You’ll love every minute…
Easton Evaluation: Lucky
Fashion has exploded. Seemingly every week, there are new labels and styles, new mindsets and trends. With all this competition, designers must constantly seek originality. They cannot wait for their following… They must make themselves stand out… They must make the customer want to buy them, wear them…
Lucky hasn’t learned this lesson… Their collection is neither innovative or insipid, neither decadent or disastrous… Their ensemble straddles the fence in an uninspired manner, the kind you would see at Sears… Their print patterns are overdone, their jeans are pedestrian… Lucky is a name that could have progressed this holiday season, given Aeropostale and Gap’s futility… Instead, they joined the ranks of the unimpressive…
Their sales associates were equally miserable… It seems as though a rabid infection is making it’s way throughout the majority of Easton’s clothing stores… An infuriating plague of people who took jobs as sales associates and then forgot they were sales associates.
Lucky hasn’t learned this lesson… Their collection is neither innovative or insipid, neither decadent or disastrous… Their ensemble straddles the fence in an uninspired manner, the kind you would see at Sears… Their print patterns are overdone, their jeans are pedestrian… Lucky is a name that could have progressed this holiday season, given Aeropostale and Gap’s futility… Instead, they joined the ranks of the unimpressive…
Their sales associates were equally miserable… It seems as though a rabid infection is making it’s way throughout the majority of Easton’s clothing stores… An infuriating plague of people who took jobs as sales associates and then forgot they were sales associates.
Cops Collar Polite Bank Robber
NBC 4: Authorities say they have arrested a bank robber who wrote a threatening note to the teller, but included a “please” and “thank-you” in his instructions. That event was at a National City Bank at 1886 North Nigh on December 5th. Columbus police have arrested Michael R. Dukes and charged him with that crime. He got only a small amount of money and a dye pack exploded as he made his getaway, so the cash he did get was tainted with the stain. The original description of the perpetrator described him as young---about 18 to 21—and carrying a book bag. He’s in custody charged with the bank robbery.
I know I’ve been keeping a crime count and I know that could be perceived at taking shots at the cops… I’m not… I’m taking shots at the morons who want to lay them off… The above shows why I don’t think any should be… Why we should hire more…
I know I’ve been keeping a crime count and I know that could be perceived at taking shots at the cops… I’m not… I’m taking shots at the morons who want to lay them off… The above shows why I don’t think any should be… Why we should hire more…
Easton Evaluation: Aeropostale
Aeropostale is constant. They are not the must have clothing line, yet they are ever present in every twenty-year-old’s wardrobe… The Aeropostale t-shirt that matches your hoodie… The Aeropostale jeans you pull from a pile and throw on only minutes before meeting your friends… Nothing about their collections ever screams flash or greatness… However, their consistency is remarkable…
That consistency continues this season to my great disappointment… This year’s collection is not a mess, it is not memorable… It is simply there… You want to buy it, because you have bought Aeropostale in the past. But, you don’t want to buy it, because nothing invests your imagination… It is as if the company took their staple status for granted… They produced an unremarkable line and hoped the consumer wouldn’t notice…
I did. I also noticed their terrible sales associates. They were scatted throughout the store… I assume they had knowledge of the product on the shelves…. Unfortunately, none asked if I needed anything… I don’t think they could have salvaged my opinion of the collection… but I think an effort was required…
That consistency continues this season to my great disappointment… This year’s collection is not a mess, it is not memorable… It is simply there… You want to buy it, because you have bought Aeropostale in the past. But, you don’t want to buy it, because nothing invests your imagination… It is as if the company took their staple status for granted… They produced an unremarkable line and hoped the consumer wouldn’t notice…
I did. I also noticed their terrible sales associates. They were scatted throughout the store… I assume they had knowledge of the product on the shelves…. Unfortunately, none asked if I needed anything… I don’t think they could have salvaged my opinion of the collection… but I think an effort was required…
Easton Evaluation: J-Crew
Cost and style are mutually exclusive. Unfortunately, any store can charge any price for anything. Justification or rationality are not required. What I may consider trash, they may price as exquisite. What I would consider exquisite, they may price as trash.
J-Crew epitomizes this reality. They price every piece as if it were a diamond. Sadly, a review of their collection will produce more coal than carats. For every score, there are one half dozen scares. Button downs, polos, and sweaters that you can either find mirrors of elsewhere, find better of elsewhere, or find more reasonably priced elsewhere. Again, I’m not saying this collection is vacant… It just isn’t worth the hype.
J-Crew epitomizes this reality. They price every piece as if it were a diamond. Sadly, a review of their collection will produce more coal than carats. For every score, there are one half dozen scares. Button downs, polos, and sweaters that you can either find mirrors of elsewhere, find better of elsewhere, or find more reasonably priced elsewhere. Again, I’m not saying this collection is vacant… It just isn’t worth the hype.
Easton Evaluation: Eddie Bauer
Eddie Bauer… When one thinks about this company, the mind pictures cold and snow, skiing and snowboarding, shedding the thick jacket and cuddling in front of a crackling fire… You absolutely, under no circumstances, think Eddie Bauer and picture that perfect shirt you can wear on a date….
Maybe you should… While their shelves were stacked with jackets, gloves, and other cold weather gear, I was stunned by their impressive collection of button down shirts ($43.99)… Who knew this company was versatile? Their colors should compliment any wardrobe and their patterns are something you would expect from Gap…
If you are looking to outfit your entire closet, this store is not at the top of the list… However, I recommend you spend ten minutes… Ten more minutes than I would have recommended two weeks ago…
Maybe you should… While their shelves were stacked with jackets, gloves, and other cold weather gear, I was stunned by their impressive collection of button down shirts ($43.99)… Who knew this company was versatile? Their colors should compliment any wardrobe and their patterns are something you would expect from Gap…
If you are looking to outfit your entire closet, this store is not at the top of the list… However, I recommend you spend ten minutes… Ten more minutes than I would have recommended two weeks ago…
NBC 4 Firefighters for Kids
NBC 4 would like to say thank you to many Central Ohioans who stepped up once again and took time out of your busy schedules to donate toys or money to our annual Firefighters 4 Kids Toy Drive. The toys will go to more than 5,000 Central Ohio families and it would have never been possible without the generosity of our viewers. Nearly 1,600 vehicles dropped off donations at our NBC 4 studios on Olentangy River Road filling two and a half semi trucks with thousands of toys. Monetary donations totaled more than $50,000. Toy donations can still be made at Columbus Fire Stations and monetary donations can be mailed to CME Credit Union.
Easton Evaluation: Forever 21
Christmas is, without question, the most demanding holiday. You have holiday parties, family commitments, friend commitments, shopping… All of this before the actual day and dinner… With so much of your precious time already budgeted, the very last thing you want to do is look when you are shopping… Sure, you can browse… But, if it’s a busy day and you’re not sure what you’re shopping for, you want the suggestions right in front of you…
Forever 21 will not accommodate you… Not only are their sales associates nonexistent (literally no one walking the floor when I was shopping), their collection is miserable… Yes, there are a few cute items, a shirt or jacket or dress I could see myself buying. Unfortunately, these items are few and far between… I would estimate the ratio of cute items found to time spent in the store was one for every ten minutes and this is definitely not what you want at Christmas…
If you have two hours to kill, walk into Forever 21 and you might walk out with a full shopping bag. But (and I’m speaking only for myself on this one), I cant remember the last holiday season I had even one hour to kill…
Forever 21 will not accommodate you… Not only are their sales associates nonexistent (literally no one walking the floor when I was shopping), their collection is miserable… Yes, there are a few cute items, a shirt or jacket or dress I could see myself buying. Unfortunately, these items are few and far between… I would estimate the ratio of cute items found to time spent in the store was one for every ten minutes and this is definitely not what you want at Christmas…
If you have two hours to kill, walk into Forever 21 and you might walk out with a full shopping bag. But (and I’m speaking only for myself on this one), I cant remember the last holiday season I had even one hour to kill…
BREAKING: Skye Bar Busts
Skye Bar will close next month. According to multiple sources, the club has defaulted on it’s rent and has actually been losing money for several months. By January 1, Skye Bar will be unable to pay it’s employees and therefore cannot continue, what one source called, “an unsustainable financial pattern.”
The 10,055 square foot Skye Bar, which is located next to McFadden’s, was developed by Frog, Bear, and Wild Boar Bar Owners Tom Selvaggio and David Allsbrooks. No one associated with Skye Bar could be reached for comment concerning this story.
The 10,055 square foot Skye Bar, which is located next to McFadden’s, was developed by Frog, Bear, and Wild Boar Bar Owners Tom Selvaggio and David Allsbrooks. No one associated with Skye Bar could be reached for comment concerning this story.
Taryn’s Last Shot
McFadden’s is, without question (and if I have said this before I apologize), one of the most unique venues in this city… Why is this? You never know quite what to expect… You never what might happen within any given minute… This is what draws you in, makes you walk from campus or the South Gateway garage in the freezing cold… And this is what makes you not want to leave… You don’t want to miss what happens next… You don’t want to be the one to hear the second hand story of the fight or the drama or the favorite bartenders final evening…
When this night started, it looked as though five minutes could be a useless stay… I thought last night was lazy… This night began with a dozen or so coffee cloches, circles of a half dozen friends talking and enjoying their happy hours, nut nothing else… No vibe, no energy… I assumed everyone was done with finals and here everyone was acting as though they had three tomorrow… An hour into the night, I was thinking of bailing for Sugar Bar (hey, free alcohol is free alcohol)… Then it happened…
I was checking my cell and someone approached me, someone who I had never met before (not unusual, I am Gossip Cbus)… He asked me, “Are you here for a happy hour with anyone?”
I said no… He then explained the happy hour process to me (which I found helpful, because if you read this blog, you know I’ve never been to McFadden’s before) and told me that I should go to the promotions person (Amy), tell her I was with him and then he would be one person closer to scoring a gift certificate… Now, I’ve been to McFadden’s a dozen times since football season started… But I’ve never had someone try to recruit me for a happy hour… Yes, I know, I said it… free alcohol is free alcohol and a gift certificate to McFadden’s would be well worth it… But, seriously, recruiting for happy hour?
About twenty minutes later, Woody (chief of security and a great person) and entourage entered for Woody’s birthday celebration… This turned the night from semi-interesting to officially interesting… The drinks started flowing, the energy increased, and finally, two hours into the night, McFadden’s was McFadden’s… As the night improved, a rumor started making it’s the way through the air… a rumor which eventually made it’s way to me and I was able to confirm… I’ll have the breaking news soon….
Several random conversations later, I run into Tad, another bouncer at McFadden’s and one of their very best people… After about four minutes of talk, a girl, I cannot use the word bunny as she wasn’t and I’d have to retire the word if I did use it for her, approached Tad… The chunky, drunken, leopard print wearing mess puts her arms around Tad and says “You look like you need a girl.” (I’m sure Tad did, but girl and wildebeest are two entirely different things)… There was a brief exchange, the girl apparently didn’t like the tone of the conversation and she split… At this point Tad gave me a look like, that one was entirely to drunk…
Imagine my surprise when twenty minutes later, the girl, crouched down first in a booth and then on a table, has to literally be carried out by two people… I was shocked (sarcasm duly noted)… The leopard disaster was followed five minutes later by another girl, carried out the door by a bouncer… People, if you cant handle your alcohol, don’t get drunk with people, and get drunk alone… Stay home, so I’m not forced (believe me its my pleasure) to mock you…
Amidst the overly intoxicated non-bunnies, Woody hit the bar to buy shots… Let me repeat that, Woody (who I must again say happy birthday to) hit the bar to buy shots… I am told we will have pictures tomorrow… After only a few moments, Woody was replaced (and though I like Woody, I must at this point say THANK GOD) by bunnies… A dozen bunnies, smiling, grinding, and shaking their asses… It was the moment everyone had been waiting for and it was summarized perfectly by Tad, “I love this job,” he says (he wasn’t even working tonight!).
As the dozen bunnies rocked the bar, I have to say that the two most impressive were the Lucky Charms… I know I haven’t mentioned either Sytease or Emily before, but they are outstanding… They are gorgeous, the work hard, and I know my opinion of their dancing was limited to what I saw on the bar, but I was impressed….
Speaking of random acts on the bar… Lester, who had been calling for graduating seniors all night, finally abandoned that call in a most unusual way… He took McFadden’s country… (No, I’m not kidding)… Garth Brooks, Dueling Banjos, Big and Rich and the song that stole the show… The Devil Went Down to Georgia (Charlie Daniels Band), complete with Paul, Jackson, Lester, and a friend on the bar playing (and I use that word loosely) what were supposed to be instruments (in reality, whatever was laying around behind the bar that they could get their hands on)… They posed, they acted… It was easily the most bizarre and entertaining moment of the evening…
The most poignant moment of the evening? In one word… Taryn… When I arrived tonight, I found out that this was her last night… (Unthinkable… These superstars actually move into our world and have real jobs?). On her last night, Taryn came dressed to remember, red Santa hat, red top, and a sash that read retired… As I watched her walk the bar, only moments before I left, shaking, buying free shots, I couldn’t help but think of all those moments and when she seemingly had customers eating (or drinking( out of the palm of her hand…
I left before close, but I can only imagine, as she counts out her tips and walks to her car for the last time tonight, what it must be like for her and what it will be like for the rest of us without her… Taryn, we will miss you… When you were good, you were the best we could watch… You were a superstar…
When this night started, it looked as though five minutes could be a useless stay… I thought last night was lazy… This night began with a dozen or so coffee cloches, circles of a half dozen friends talking and enjoying their happy hours, nut nothing else… No vibe, no energy… I assumed everyone was done with finals and here everyone was acting as though they had three tomorrow… An hour into the night, I was thinking of bailing for Sugar Bar (hey, free alcohol is free alcohol)… Then it happened…
I was checking my cell and someone approached me, someone who I had never met before (not unusual, I am Gossip Cbus)… He asked me, “Are you here for a happy hour with anyone?”
I said no… He then explained the happy hour process to me (which I found helpful, because if you read this blog, you know I’ve never been to McFadden’s before) and told me that I should go to the promotions person (Amy), tell her I was with him and then he would be one person closer to scoring a gift certificate… Now, I’ve been to McFadden’s a dozen times since football season started… But I’ve never had someone try to recruit me for a happy hour… Yes, I know, I said it… free alcohol is free alcohol and a gift certificate to McFadden’s would be well worth it… But, seriously, recruiting for happy hour?
About twenty minutes later, Woody (chief of security and a great person) and entourage entered for Woody’s birthday celebration… This turned the night from semi-interesting to officially interesting… The drinks started flowing, the energy increased, and finally, two hours into the night, McFadden’s was McFadden’s… As the night improved, a rumor started making it’s the way through the air… a rumor which eventually made it’s way to me and I was able to confirm… I’ll have the breaking news soon….
Several random conversations later, I run into Tad, another bouncer at McFadden’s and one of their very best people… After about four minutes of talk, a girl, I cannot use the word bunny as she wasn’t and I’d have to retire the word if I did use it for her, approached Tad… The chunky, drunken, leopard print wearing mess puts her arms around Tad and says “You look like you need a girl.” (I’m sure Tad did, but girl and wildebeest are two entirely different things)… There was a brief exchange, the girl apparently didn’t like the tone of the conversation and she split… At this point Tad gave me a look like, that one was entirely to drunk…
Imagine my surprise when twenty minutes later, the girl, crouched down first in a booth and then on a table, has to literally be carried out by two people… I was shocked (sarcasm duly noted)… The leopard disaster was followed five minutes later by another girl, carried out the door by a bouncer… People, if you cant handle your alcohol, don’t get drunk with people, and get drunk alone… Stay home, so I’m not forced (believe me its my pleasure) to mock you…
Amidst the overly intoxicated non-bunnies, Woody hit the bar to buy shots… Let me repeat that, Woody (who I must again say happy birthday to) hit the bar to buy shots… I am told we will have pictures tomorrow… After only a few moments, Woody was replaced (and though I like Woody, I must at this point say THANK GOD) by bunnies… A dozen bunnies, smiling, grinding, and shaking their asses… It was the moment everyone had been waiting for and it was summarized perfectly by Tad, “I love this job,” he says (he wasn’t even working tonight!).
As the dozen bunnies rocked the bar, I have to say that the two most impressive were the Lucky Charms… I know I haven’t mentioned either Sytease or Emily before, but they are outstanding… They are gorgeous, the work hard, and I know my opinion of their dancing was limited to what I saw on the bar, but I was impressed….
Speaking of random acts on the bar… Lester, who had been calling for graduating seniors all night, finally abandoned that call in a most unusual way… He took McFadden’s country… (No, I’m not kidding)… Garth Brooks, Dueling Banjos, Big and Rich and the song that stole the show… The Devil Went Down to Georgia (Charlie Daniels Band), complete with Paul, Jackson, Lester, and a friend on the bar playing (and I use that word loosely) what were supposed to be instruments (in reality, whatever was laying around behind the bar that they could get their hands on)… They posed, they acted… It was easily the most bizarre and entertaining moment of the evening…
The most poignant moment of the evening? In one word… Taryn… When I arrived tonight, I found out that this was her last night… (Unthinkable… These superstars actually move into our world and have real jobs?). On her last night, Taryn came dressed to remember, red Santa hat, red top, and a sash that read retired… As I watched her walk the bar, only moments before I left, shaking, buying free shots, I couldn’t help but think of all those moments and when she seemingly had customers eating (or drinking( out of the palm of her hand…
I left before close, but I can only imagine, as she counts out her tips and walks to her car for the last time tonight, what it must be like for her and what it will be like for the rest of us without her… Taryn, we will miss you… When you were good, you were the best we could watch… You were a superstar…
McFadden’s & Gossip CBUS Event
In February, McFadden’s and Gossip CBUS will unite for a very special evening. Want details? When I have them? You’ll have them! Until then, you know you love me…
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