Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Gossip CBUS Announces Our Future

Tonight, Gossip CBUS Creator Raymond Smalley announces the formation of Platinum Bunny Multimedia. This enterprise will ensure the viability of all current and future ventures.

Occasionally, progress requires reconfiguration and reflection. Gossip CBUS is a categorical success. However, Platinum Bunny Multimedia will allow the incorporation of essential commercial elements. Platinum Bunny Multimedia will also allow collaboration with existing and original partners. These partnerships will be announced in the future.

Gossip CBUS will experience an alteration. Gossip CBUS will not conclude. Our commitment to this city and it’s citizens is unaltered. Our mantra as your one and only source for the hottest, trendiest, most gorgeous, and most scandalous is unalterable. Nightlife coverage and twitter may have made our imprint. However, information and volume remain our signature.

Upon Gossip CBUS’ conception, our impact was unimaginable. Our success is indisputable. No venue utilized twitter prior to our emergence. Every venue utilizes twitter now. Gossip CBUS appreciates everyone e-mailed, read, and tweeted us. You were why we succeeded. We cannot thank you enough.

In eight months, Gossip CBUS encountered enemies. Those enemies may read this announcement as our capitulation and their victory. They should read neither. This website will endure and survive those who oppose us.

As this statement concludes, Gossip CBUS expresses our sincere appreciation. In the simplest terms, this website’s objective was not competition or conflict. It was a challenge. Most observe this city as it is and ask why… I imagine a superior city and ask why not?