Saturday, December 6, 2008

Baby, It’s Cold Outside…

After consecutive nights covering the craziness at McFadden’s your inside source had planned to take you inside Martini Park this evening… then I looked at the roads… Needless to say, it’s a good night for college football, comfortable clothes, and heat… Until this snow melts or this city’s roads are actually safe… I’m staying indoors…

Winter Wasteland




Buckeyes Nix Notre Dame, Now 5-0!!!

I know everyone is focused on finals, the weather, and where the football Buckeyes will spend their holidays… But, we may want to start paying attention to our hoopsters… 5-0… They defeated two ranked teams in one week, including a top ten team today, and on paper, the Big 10 doesn’t appear that tough… This could be a special year…

Evan Turner scored a career-high 28 points Saturday and Ohio State spoiled Luke Harangody's return to the lineup with a 67-62 victory over No. 7 Notre Dame, the unbeaten Buckeyes' second straight upset of a ranked opponent.

Harangody, the Big East player of the year last season, missed the past two games with pneumonia. He led Notre Dame (6-2) with 25 points and 16 rebounds, but Ohio State (5-0) took a 30-28 lead at halftime and built the margin to as many as 10 points in the second half.

A 3-pointer by Tory Jackson pulled Notre Dame within 63-62 with 26 seconds to go, but Turner and Jeremie Simmons hit two free throws each in the closing seconds. Freshman B.J. Mullens added a season-high 11 points for the Buckeyes, who were coming off a 73-68 upset at No. 21 Miami. Jackson added 13 points for the Irish.

You Might Not Want to Live There…

I used to date someone who attends Crapitol. Every time I mentioned Bexley, they wouldn’t shut up about what a great area it was… Yes, Bexley is a great area, as long as you don’t mind the occasional man walking out the front door with his assault rifle…

NBC 4:
A Bexley man was shot and killed by Columbus Police after he threatened to shoot the officers and himself, according to a CPD report. Officers arrived and spoke to one of two females who lived at the address and were informed that the male resident, Christopher Marcum, 43, had become upset with his live-in girlfriend and was in possession of multiple weapons, including a high-powered rifle.

Officers entered the house and briefly spoke with Marcum who was locked in a bedroom and told the officers he was going to shoot them and then kill himself as the officers heard him load a gun from behind the locked door, the report said.

The officers retreated from the house and maintained a perimeter while waiting for assistance from CPD hostage negotiators and SWAT. SWAT personnel took positions near the residence and were waiting for negotiators when CPD said Marcum exited the house with a high-powered assault rifle. He was shot as he advanced towards the front gate in the direction of where the officers were positioned.

Clothing Chaos & Christmas Craving

My intention was the Christian Audigier Fashion Celebration live, via twitter only. However, if you were following our twitter (and I saw some of you on your cell phones and crackberries), you know way more went on than could be fit into forty updates. That’s the thing about McFadden’s and honestly, the reason they are one of the best night spots in this city… For every major occurrence, there are one hundred little details worth telling and retelling.

During one of the twitter updates, I mentioned a police report being filed. According to multiple sources, a drunken customer (one of those at McFadden’s? imagine that) tossed a cup over the railing. It is unclear after that what happened, except what I have confirmed is that the drunken moron and friends started talking and physical contact ensued… The contact involved a McFadden’s bouncer, who was simply out to relax on his night off…

This is a memo for all the drunken morons who seem to inhabit this city and somehow always seem to finds their way to McFadden’s when I am there… If you are going to get into some kind of fight, beat up each other… Stop taking on or getting into trouble people I know…

Alright, onto the fashion celebration, which was less of a celebration and more of a sixty people crammed into a ten foot space screaming for approval so they could score some free swag. I know that sounds like an out of control situation and trust me it was! But, the event and format were uniquely McFadden’s. From beginning to end, the energy was amazing… Guest DJ Marc Da Spot, Boogie tossing out clothes, and bunnies, gorgeous bunnies losing their voice and their sanity…

As I wrote yesterday, the clothes lived up to expectations. The unique print patters and color schemes, made every piece must want and for those who caught them every piece a true value. In the hectic aftermath of the show, I spoke to one of the fashion reps and we will definitely bring you more of Christian Audigier… a designer with a flare for style and presentation.

Within the screaming, clothes tossing, and general mayhem, there were some highlights… The Lucky Charms dancing on the DJ booth, Lester dancing on the DJ booth (yes, literally on top of the railing)… The idiot who stole a shirt of a girl (and should do three days in the Columbus jail for just for being an ass)… And the ultimate highlight, when Lester played the McFadden’s National Anthem, Don’t Stop Believing…

As the song started, Boggie screamed that he wanted the performance on You Tube, so as he led the singing, which was word for word (literally the only thing missing was Steve Perry), Boogie filmed it all…. Afterward I spoke with him and hopefully, he will be sending us the footage…

The chaos finally ended with (as mentioned on twitter), Boogie giving the last piece of swag to a birthday girl, who was apparently so appreciative that her and several friends took turns grinding, cuddling, and enjoying Boogie… My favorite moment of their desperation? The whip cream shot… Yes, someone actually sprayed whip cream into a jello shot container and three of the bunnies lapped it up…

When the fashion posse split, the action slowed down, but there were no shortage of colorful moments… Several girls decked for the Holiday season, including one who did her hair entirely in Christmas bows… Lester singing the praises of Barack Obama (I thought DJ’s were apolitical)… More random music (I will say more in a moment) and dancing by people, who frankly, should never, EVER dance…

As for the music (see I told you I would say more)… Lester, seriously, what are you thinking? Once again, God Bless the USA and the Star Spangled Banner and if that wasn’t bad enough Sunday Bloody Sunday from U2… I get that McFadden’s is an Irish name, but seriously, we needed a U2 song to confirm that? I will say this one more time (and I am certain they will force me to say it again)… Play dance songs, play “Heat of the Moment” or Journey, but don’t get excessively weird on us… We’re there to snuggle bunnies or shake our ass… Not to feel as though we’re listening to our parents radio station…

I couldn’t end this wrap (which is approaching a thousand words now) without mentioning the individual star of the night, who was coincidentally the individual star of the previous night… Taryn. The first session of her strutting the bar, form fitting black dress, smile, sick dance moves, taking a shot herself… That was enough to win the evening… But, her group performance (there were four people on the bar, including bouncer Tad) to Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas,” that was amazing. Any bunny can look sexy during a sexy song. But, it’s the bunnies who take the non-sexy songs and make them sexy, those are the special ones… As Mariah’s final words were sung, Taryn, I’m sure, had every male wishing she would end up under their tree…

Until our next night out (which starts in hours)… Hookup wishes and Hangover dreams…

Friday, December 5, 2008

Michael Vick & Weather That Will Make You Sick

10 TV: According to a press release, deputies searched properties located at 289 Dakota Ave. and 906 Harrisburg Pike after receiving information about alleged dogfighting from Franklin County Animal Control and the Capital Area Humane Society. During searches of the properties, deputies discovered 19 dogs, 18 of which were pit bulls… Investigators said they also recovered instruments used to separate fighting dogs, veterinary medications, underground dogfighting publications and photographs. The owner of the dogs, Danielle Meade, 26, was arrested and charged with dogfighting and possessing of criminal tools.

You would assume any moron would watch five minutes of Sportscenter, see how the bricks fell on Michael Vick and NOT FIGHT PIT BULLS…

10 TV:
A clipper system will drop down this weekend, bringing central Ohio a coating to 1 inch snow accumulation tomorrow… Live Doppler 10 chief meteorologist Chris Bradley is calling for the snow to begin falling Saturday after 3 p.m.

Christmas lights are out… Sales are everywhere… This seems appropriate… but I still don’t want snow!

Easton Evaluation: Z-Gallerie

Very few stores require a minimum level of knowledge prior to purchase. Everyone knows jewelry sparkles or what colors are good for summer or winter or what chocolate they are craving… But when one enters Z-Gallerie, they have to enter with a sophisticated taste and an awareness of how the pillows they buy may accent their couch, but could clash with their carpet or their wallpaper.

As always, Z-Gallierie’s salespeople were among the friendliest I encountered. Unlike other stores, they don’t give you some expected greeting and they don’t wait until you focus on one of their products… They approach you… What are you looking for? Has anything caught your eye? They are perfectly willing to walk you through their store (and sometimes they should, because there is no rationale for the way Z-Gallerie lays out their showroom) and discuss options with your just have a conversation. They are always very knowledgeable about their product and current events and even if you purchase nothing, you don’t exit feeling as if you’ve wasted your time.

Their Christmas collection is excellent. From accent pieces such as coffee table Christmas trees ($19.95) and candles rings ($9.95) to wreaths ($10.95-$59.99) to reindeer ($29.95 and not recommended as they shed)… Their collection features a piece of Christmas cheer for everyone. An item that will compliment every décor and be a component of every family conversation.

Next Gen Dublin: An Exquisite Organization

In Columbus, there are several organizations committed to networking, philanthrophy, and influencing their communities. However, one wave great difficulty finding an organization more efficiently managed or friendlier than Next Generation Dublin. I attended my first event last night and without question, I recommend them to anyone seeking a networking, social, or charitable outlet.

Their website says it perfectly… Their members don’t just shake hands, swap business cards, and drink… From their president (who is a complete doll) to every other member, they made sure that I, someone whom they had never met, experienced a great time. Yes, there are larger organizations in this city, organizations in this city and organizations which are free… However, you get what you pay for and Next Gen Dublin is worth every penny!

At Least, He Was Polite

The bad news? We keep gutting cops, this keeps happening. The good news? The bank robbers have promised to be on their best behavior.

NBC 4:
A youthful robber carrying a bookbag said “please” and “thank-you” as he gave instructions to a clerk while allegedly taking money from a Columbus bank on Friday, the eighth robbery at a bank in the city this week.

The FBI tells NBC 4 that at approximately 11:05 am, a man entered the National City Bank, 1886 N. High Street, Columbus, and handed a teller a robbery note that demanded money and indicated that if the teller cooperated, no one would get hurt.

The teller complied and gave the robber a very small amount of money, including a dye-pack. The robber took the money and fled the bank. Once outside, witnesses observed the dye-pack to explode, but the robber kept it and ran away. The robber was described as a black male, approximately 18-21 years of age, 5’9”, medium build, wearing a black hooded sweatshirt with the hood up, baseball cap, white shirt hanging out, dark pants, dark shoes, and carrying a book bag. He never showed a weapon, but implied that he was carrying one, according to a description of events given by the FBI.

Anyone with any information should contact the Columbus Police Robbery Squad at 614-645-4665 or the FBI at 614-744-2168.

Florida, Louisiana, or Arizona?

NBC 4: OSU football fans will find out which team the Buckeyes will go up against Sunday. The athletic department will have tickets on sale beginning Monday for all qualified season-ticket holders. Letters with details on the ticket prices were sent to season-ticket holders. The deadline for that will be 5 p.m. Monday, Dec. 7. Faculty and staff can begin buying their tickets at 10 a.m. Tuesday, Dec. 9, until noon Friday, Dec. 12. A public sale will take place at a later date…

Given the weather, I would take any of those locations… But, with 533,000 jobs lost last month, can anyone afford these tickets or will Gordon Gee hand them out as coasters at the Ugly Tuna?

Just Dance (Assuming the Appropriate Music)

From multiple sources, I heard outstanding news. Drizzle returned to McFadden’s on Wednesday. Apparently, he looks good. His face remains bruised and slightly swollen and he may have to undergo some dental work, but it appears the worst is behind him. Thank goodness! For those of you who did not follow my twitter of Michigan night, Driz suffered multiple facial injuries after being sucker punched.

After a typically slow start to the evening (McFadden’s always gets busier about an hour after I arrive), the Buckeye bunnies and the males who hope to capture one of them came out. The downstairs crowd was minimal throughout the evening. However, the upstairs crowd was impressive. Virtually every piece of real estate was accounted and the bunnies were quite exotic with their dancing.

Now, I have to talk about the DJ… It is a pre-finals Thursday and seriously, most of us are out to enjoy… It is expected that a McFadden’s DJ will throw in some odd tracks, that’s what they do… but, and I want them to read this twice, there is a line between casually random (Call on Me and Dancing in September) and completely random (God Bless the USA and the National Anthem). I swear it was like watching a Buckeye game… I’m surprised Hang on Sloopy wasn’t on the track list. For those with eclectic music taste, I’m sure the randomness was a treat. And I’m sure the DJ got some kicks and giggles. For the rest of us, it was like, where is Kanye West?

One of the highlights was the satin black haired female bartender serving the shots in typical McFadden’s fashion, walking the bar during Don’t Stop Believing. Evidently, there were not enough takers for her taste and after an initial surge, she screamed out come on people, then gave up when only one more came seeking.

She rebounded nicely when she walked the upstairs bar, pumping her fist, shaking her ass, and pouring the magic down people’s throats. It was in a word impressive. The entire night was actually. If it seems my wrap is a little light on craziness, there was no craziness to be had.

From the bartenders (one of which wore white boots with an all black outfit) serving drafts into happy hour winner’s plastic cups to the bouncers, discussing their boredom and the various bunnies that approached them, this was a subdued and yet very entertaining night. A night when no one fought and everyone went home with hookup wishes and hangover dreams.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

INVITE: Christian Audigier Fashion Show

Commencement: 9:00

Venue: McFadden’s (South Campus)

Christian Audigier FYI:
Widely considered one of the most meteoric rises in fashion history, Christian Audigier has parlayed his design experience and business acumen to become a true fashion icon and entrepreneurial sensation in less than four years. Through his collection of international companies, he has launched nine popular brands with over sixty licenses. He oversees an international conglomerate of his designer brands, including Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier, SMET, Crystal Rock, most recently C-Bar-A, Savoir Faire, Evel Knievel, Rock Fabulous, and Paco Chicano; this includes US and international wholesale distribution, as well as US and international retail stores. Christian made his mark throughout the fashion industry after a fortuitous start at MacKeen Jeans. He has contributed to successful brands such as Diesel, Fiorucci, Bisou Bisou, Levi’s, NafNaf and American Outfitters. Christian’s style is so distinctive that he is known as the “King of Jeans.” Celebrities such as Madonna, Britney Spears, and Kanye West, among others are frequently seen wearing his unique designs. His celebrity following includes more than 5,000 celebrities, athletes and musicians of all genres.

Obviously, the above is the biographical kiss and print. Here’s the truth… No female should miss this show! Forget they are giving away $500 worth of product, that is reason enough to attend. His clothes are genius. You’ve read my Easton reviews, you know I don’t applaud just anything…

His multi-color, multi-patterned designs rock you with a sophisticated style and an urban, street level feel. In one word, bold! Accessories, hoodies, t-shirts, each item expands your definition of impressive. His pieces could accent a wardrobe and they could be a wardrobe… No limit exists when one is dealing with this level of brilliance.

Christmas and spectacular clothes… Does it get better? I will say again, no female should miss this show!

INVITE: YP Toy Drive for Kids

A perfect chance to give your first holiday gift!

The 9th Annual Young Professionals Toy Drive

Commencement: 5:30

Conclusion: 10:00

Cost: A new, unwrapped toy.

Venue: Lodge Bar (Arena District)

Food and drink specials

Prizes

Swagg will perform
FYI: Since May of 2006, Swagg has been rocking out all over Ohio. With members Joe, Mike, Cole, Eric, and Mike (Hot Nickels), a unique take on some of the most popular songs of the last few decades.

Co-sponsors include:
NBC 4
Lodge Bar
Key Bank
Integrated Printing Solutions
Columbus Young Professionals
Collegiate Alumni
Young Bucks

Comfortable With Crime?

The City of Columbus has decided which recreation centers will close because of the budget crunch. Thirteen centers will be closed, including 10 announced on Thursday. They are: Barack Feddersen, Glennwood, Holton, Indian Mound, Krumm, Milo Grogan, Sawyer, Sullivant Gardens and Tuttle.

Columbus cuts 75 cops and now they close 10 centers? When you cut the places that stop people from committing crimes and fire the people that stop them committing crimes, what exactly does Mayor Optimism think will happen?

Anyone Have A Spare North Face?

10 TV: Tonight's low temperature will plunge into the teens… it will be cloudy and cold on Thursday evening. Skies will turn to partly cloudy, with the overnight low dropping to 18 degrees. Expect a partly sunny Friday. It will remain unseasonably cold for this time of year. Highs will only reach 29 degrees. Expect snow showers and windy conditions on Saturday.

You’re so lucky that I’m braving the cold to bring you Columbus hottest… Another reason to love me… XOXO

Happy Birthday to You

From a tipster who wants this kitten (dressed in purple) to have the happiest of twenty-firsts.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Easton Evaluation: Tiffany’s

Since it’s creation, Easton has always been the unrivaled shopping kingdom of Columbus. While a great many stores (including Coach), were accomplishments for Easton, the crown jewel has now been open two weeks. I can only be speaking of Tiffany’s. Walking into their showroom is not like experiencing heaven, it’s like having arrayed before you in glass display cases.

Predictably, the salespeople were slightly intimidating. Clearly, they know where they work. This is not to say they are snobbish or standoffish. Andrew’s could learn from them. Once they noticed my eyes on something, they were cordial and insightful. Always willing to show me any piece I wished to see and talk me through any questions I had about that piece. Overall, their customer interaction was in the top three of stores I visited.

What can you say about their product? How does one compliment Rembrandt on his painting or John Mayer on how he plays the piano? Their product is exquisite. It easily outshines any other at Easton. The other product, keep in mind, isn’t substandard. Tiffany’s is simply Tiffany’s. Another product does not have to be inferior for theirs to be superior.

You can talk forever about their gorgeous collection of rings, they are what the company is known for. With that said, several necklaces and bracelets are worth mentioning. Tiffany’s has every stone and a piece to accent every collection. Now, keep in mind that you will pay more, just like you pay more for Nike shoes or Coach purses... You are paying for the brand, not the item.

As such, girls and boys, Tiffany’s should be the Christmas gift. The engagement ring to make her heart melt, the ear rings for graduation, the bracelet she will constantly brag to her friends about… Buy the stocking stuffers at any other store… Wrap the heart stoppers in their signature box.

Easton Evaluation: Coach

I have to admit my complete bias. If I weren’t scanning stores in search of the greatest scores and salespeople, I would still walk into Coach. Amazing accessories and purses, always something for any season, elegant salespeople… This stores has always been and will forever remain one of my shopping favorites… With that out of the way…

My salesperson was excellent. Coach employees are always very knowledgeable about their products, thus, separating the people savvy from the simply product savvy is a bit tougher. The person I dealt with was definitely both. She was fluent in their product and also engaging, at one point, trying on a necklace to show the length was what I was looking for.

While I have admitted my fondness for their product, I must saddle their winter line with a mixed review. Their jewelry… rings, bangles, and necklaces remain first class. However, they have made some tactical decisions with purses that I must question. Notably, the Leah ($398), a signature embossed, pink plastic mess that appears as though one could purchase it at a thrift store. Whatever the designer drank during the creation, I’d love a double…

I know I know, it sounds like I’m going south on their product after my glowing beginning… I am not. True to form, amidst the above mentioned disaster and several stellar entrants, there was a marquee diamond. The signature stripe studded top handle pouch ($148). It is Charming in its smaller size with just enough of a summer complex that it can be carried anytime and just enough of a winter complex to make you stand out at your holiday party. It’s perfect.

Again, I would have walked into Coach regardless of this assignment, but as always, I found another gem. For those males looking for a perfect stocking stuffer or those females looking to augment an outfit, the signature stripe studded is a must have.

Hot Ticket: High School Musical On Ice

Buckeyes Score Upset

NBC 4: A slap to the face was just what struggling Ohio State needed. The contact during a scrum Tuesday night prompted the ejection of Miami Hurricanes scoring leader Jack McClinton, and the Buckeyes went on to erase a 14-point second-half deficit and beat the 21st-ranked Hurricanes 73-68. Sophomore Jon Diebler scored a career-high 20 points and Evan Turner had 19 for the Buckeyes (4-0), who won for only the second time in seven games in the ACC-Big Ten Challenge.

Everyone, get out and support this team. I think the Buckeyes may have something…

Helping Man’s Best Friend

You can always tell when network’s fall in love with a story… You can always read and watch when they cant get enough of a story and think you shouldn’t either. NBC 4 and 10 TV featured this as the lead on their website and both they and WSYX 6 ran the story within the first two blocks of their newscast. I know, I know, outside of a book, a dog is man’s best friend. (Inside of a dog, it’s to dark to read).

We have a happy ending to report in the case of a therapy dog that spent the past five days stuck underground in a narrow drainage pipe. Zeke the dog crawled inside an 18-inch wide concrete drainage ditch the day after thanksgiving while visiting his owner's parents house in Champaign county. Once inside, the family says Zeke had difficulty backing up and could not get out. The drainage ditch was buried four to six feet below the ground.

But Wednesday, Reynoldsburg-based private utility firm Dreier and Maller heard about Zeke's plight and lent their time and their 1,000-foot-long camera to pinpoint his location underground. The camera found Zeke alive and allowed him to be reunited with owner Sarah Story who had lost hope that he would survive. Story credited Dreier and Maller employees for giving up a day's pay to help the family they had never met rescue Zeke.

Easton Evaluation: Ann Taylor & Zales

Ann Taylor’s salesperson was among those most thoughtful and thorough I encountered… She was specific and detail oriented, pointing out the potential steals and explaining any item that I had my gorgeous brown eyes on… Their service was superb.

Their product is another story. Although their sweaters (several of which were marked down to $14.89) are outstanding, the rest of their collection leaves something to be desired. It is scattered between frumpy and trendy and half the time, I found myself asking would my grandmother wear this? I recommend browsing their store, but if you are reshaping your wardrobe, look elsewhere…

Zales was delightful. The salesperson was courteous and engaging. She remained as interested in the conversation as the sale, which is the key to any good jeweler. If personal attention is high on your list of priorities, I recommend Zales.

Their product was also satisfactory. While they overdue gold and lack for accessories other than rings and necklaces, the Open Hearts Collection is stellar. Starting at $39 in price, there is something within the collection to fit any budget. There is also something in the collection that any girl would want to have. The placement of diamonds and the truly unique crafting make Open Hearts a must buy this Christmas.

Easton Evaluation: Andrew’s Jewelers & Godiva

The phrase is said one hundred different ways… I’m just browsing; I’m not looking for anything specific, I’m just getting ideas…. Whatever the words, they should not be a cue for sales people to stay huddled in a corner discussing whatever they are discussing. Andrew’s Jewelers, unfortunately, never learned that lesson, making them the worst of Easton

Their product was acceptable. The rings were eye catching and the watches looked somewhat appealing… As for price and specifics, I can’t comment, because they remained huddled in their corner… Friendly advice, when a customer walks through the door, you may want to earn your salary…

Godiva had similar communication issues…. Then again, what can you really say about chocolate (I could say a lot, considering I was hungry at the time). Their selection is impressive, from the package of a bear with chocolate ($24) to the signature eighteen-piece truffle set ($36), which looked exquisite. I recommend purchasing the truffles, if only to motivate you for the post holiday workouts.

Law & Order

10 TV: Prosecutors said that a burglary ring targeting million dollar homes and apartment complexes has been put out of commission… According to investigators, the group stole more than $2 million worth of property from Franklin County homeowners.

10 TV: More than a dozen men have been cleared as police narrow down a list of possible suspects in their search for the Northwest Serial Rapist… Investigators believe the same man has raped or sexually assaulted seven women dating back to June 4. Most of the attacks occurred on the city's northwest side. Last month, police said they had compiled a list of 50-75 men who could be the serial rapist…

After NBC’s story, it’s nice to see Columbus police having some limited success…

More McFadden’s Mayhem

If you there when we started, you know anything can happen at McFadden’s. Check out this hilarious video and check them out with me this weekend…. I wonder what craziness will ensue???

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Stealth & Style

If you were following my twitter, you know I was walking Easton’s mile of style. Where did I go? What was amazing? What was nauseating? Where would I recommend? Who had the nicest sales assistants? Full dish tomorrow….

Until then, you know you love me…

Cold & Cops

10TV: Wednesday will be warm for December, but keep that heavy coat handy. After an early morning low of 25, sunny skies and southwest winds will quickly warm the temperature to 48 degrees... A passing cold front Wednesday night will bring rain showers in the evening. The rain will switch over to snow flurries early Thursday.

If you don’t like the weather in Ohio, insert punch line here… If you don’t like this forecast or the story from NBC 4, insert your fist into anything you can find!

NBC 4: Budget cuts mean fewer officers on the Columbus Police force. The city has decided that 75 officer positions will not be filled in 2009. In the next few years, you'll see fewer patrol cars out on the streets. That's because the city can't afford to hire anyone else. Jake Whittenberg has more on how the city can't afford to hire new officers or firefighters and what that means for your safety.

Coffee Shop Robberies. Check. Serial Rapist. Check. Cops? Who needs cops? Columbus has raised parking meter fines and according to Channel 6, our salt supply is low. That should deter crime.

Are We Smiling For A Reason?

From one of our tipsters… Were these people surprised when they flash went off or was the conversation really that boring?

10,000 (Drunken) Maruniaks

Alcohol, Music, and WNCI… Was this morning or evening? And the video includes the Jim Tressel song

It’s What We Call The News

10 TV: Plans for an expansion at Nationwide Children's Hospital could create 2,400 new jobs, 10TV News reported Tuesday. The bulk of the new jobs will be in nursing, clerical and support services.

For those about to graduate Cap, OSU, and Otterbein… You may want to line up!

WSYX 6: There are roughly 50 types of citations. So far this year, parking citations have brought in over $4.9 million. The number one revenue generating meter, on Gay Street by Third Street. It's brought in close $3,200 dollars.

They smack us with parking tickets and then today I read, we may soon pay for trash pickup. Mayor Coleman, I know it’s your birthday, but we don’t consider these your presents!!

So Blondes Do Have More Fun…

Gorgeous hair, gorgeous eyes, and an impressive amount of alcohol. Obviously, OSU stands for Outstanding, Scrumptious, and Unbelievable!

Mirror Lake?

Anyone asking why has never been young, drunk, or they never enjoyed college.

Monday, December 1, 2008

BREAKING: Ohio Bleeding Red

NBC 4 has the story. Tomorrow, they will have interview, during which, I assume, Governor Strickland will grovel… A lot…

Gov. Ted Strickland on Monday announced a new $640 million state budget gap, the third deficit this budget cycle, and said the next two-year budget could be as much as $7.3 billion in the red.

The state is facing an unprecedented economic crisis that will only get worse without direct federal help, Strickland said. The governor flatly ruled out a tax increase, saying it could make things worse under the current conditions.

Strickland continues to press the federal government for direct aid to the states that he said could prevent further cuts to the current budget. He sent president-elect Barack Obama a letter Monday asking for $100 billion in block grants to the states and $3.2 billion to help with welfare expenditures and another economic recovery package.

For the first time, Strickland said the state would likely to have to dip into the rainy-day fund - which currently has about $750 million - to deal with the economic slowdown. He has previously said the rainy-day fund should be saved for even worse times ahead.

NBC 4 will talk with Strickland Tuesday as he asks President-Elect Obama for help during the economic crisis.

It’s Our Opening Post…

And Michigan still sucks. From Beanie to Pryor to Little Animal and our defense, this was amazing. Even Todd Boeckman threw a touchdown pass… Yes, Michigan is pathetic (there is even one Ann Arbor loser already touting a fire Rich Rodriguez site). And yes, everyone was cold. Still, it was one of those afternoons that you can only enjoy in this city….

PS – Sorry for the delay posting… It’s Cyber Monday!