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Anyone ever question the professionalism of Sugar Bar’s employees? If you haven’t, read this… DJ Johnny Benz posted the following on his facebook page… “Plans for tonight: rock out sugar w/ team blackout out , take some random girl home (accepting applications now), go to walmart buy some ice, a gerble, and some astroglide and some platic sheets for my bed, drive home, cover ourselves in lube and see if the gerble can stay on the random girls back while I do her from behind with the scream mask on....the mask from scream and then grind up the ice and make slush puppies.”

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From Columbus to Philadelphia, Lodge Bar Assistant General Manager Trevor Day advanced his career. General Manager Pat West may headline the venue’s staff. However, Trevor was a singular superstar. He is extraordinarily impressive. He will own Philadelphia.

Concerning his successors (as no one will replace him), Mike Material and Matt Delight are stellar choices. Mike is the calculated and consummate professional. Matt is entertainment exemplified. Both merited promotions. Both will perform superbly.

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McFadden’s, General Manager Damien Fuller, and Emily Rose Perfection have separated. Emily Rose was my favorite Lucky Charm… She still may be (although she has a crush of competition) my favorite platinum bunny, venue employee or non-employee, in this city… Her exodus is not merely disheartening…. Her exodus is devastating…

While We Were Away

From Columbus to Philadelphia, Lodge Bar Assistant General Manager Trevor Day advances his career. Mike Material supplants him. Kattie Minx renounces her superstar slinger status. McFadden’s, General Manager Damien Fuller, and Emily Rose Perfection separate… Gossip CBUS has been away awhile…

We’ve returned and Always Live will recount what we’ve missed…

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In the South Campus Gateway, the Second and Seven Foundation staged their celebrity eight ball tournament and silent auction. Their impressive auction included several autographed items.

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On Friday, Mozaic will open. Former Frog Bear and Wild Boar Slinger Adam Proficient will headline the venue’s staff. DJ AAA, DJ Bombay, and Gonzo will attend. Gossip CBUS will have complete coverage.

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When it’s Tuesday, superstars have conversations such as this…

DJ AAA (10:10): @ The OC in Gahanna…

Gossip CBUS (10:21): Ok you, [Drew] Hanson, and Gonzo out seven days a week... You should all have real jobs like me (such as writing a website)

DJ AAA (10:39): Partying IS a real job. We are DJs full time! Nothing part time about what.we do.

Gossip CBUS (11:40): You spining at the OC? No, dont think so... Get you aaass into an office for a few hours lol

DJ AAA (11:45): My office is the DJ booth

Gonzo (12:03): I'm in my office right now.

DJ AAA (12:10): And where is Gossip CBUS? Zzzzzz

Gonzo (12:23): Haha

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Within one hour of my prediction, Callahan’s second level was crushed. Given the crowd he warranted, Gonzo savored every moment and morsel… He challenged them… He enticed them… He posed, preened, scratched, and strutted… And we matched each other energetic lyric for energetic lyric…

Gonzo spins sets like I string sentences… Calculated and random… “Lose Your Love,” “Love Story,” “Love Game,” “Pour Some Sugar,” and “Welcome to the World”… The combination of skill and sound were perfect…

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While the Park Street Festival crushed several venues, Park Street Patio was the unquestioned champion. Patrons scurried between the menagerie, music, and inside and outside bars. However, the overall and platinum bunny population never subsided.

Speaking of platinum bunnies, Park Street Patio’s cupcake collection was again spectacular. Christina Charm’s adorableness could consume multiple pages… Jamie Precious is equal parts conversationalist and educator… Mia Charisma possesses a random perfection… The trio’s appearance and allure is unparalleled within this city…

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Randy Haffey and Drew Hanson have resolved their conflict. Contradictory accounts concerning who instigated the truce.

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Late Thursday night, a fight ensued outside of Sugar Bar. According to witnesses, a man was attacked and rendered unconscious. The incident required five policemen, four police cars, and an ambulance. The instigator of the skirmish was arrested for assault.

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South Campus spies inform me that McFadden’s was crushed. Evidently, the awaiting masses consumed a complete block.

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Callahan’s French door, sidewalk café renovation is spectacular. With their reformation and scrumptious staff, Callahan’s is turning into the Arena District’s premiere venue.

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Randy Haffey and Drew Hanson’s clash has concluded. Tonight, Gossip CBUS received this text from Hanson… “I’m letting it go,” he said. “I’m out of town all weekend anyway, so Park Street Fest won’t even matter.”

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A Randy Haffey-Drew Hanson clash may be emerging, according to several sources. This evening, Hanson posted the following on his facebook page… “I just heard this stage 5 doucher thinks he is so powerful that if I show up at Park Street Fest... the entire street of Park... he will have me thrown out. I seriously welcome this.”

I know I glossed Hanson as the Cheshire cat, but I never expected an actual feline fracas lol… (No word on whether Haffey responded)

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Gonzo, will appear at Callahan’s this weekend, is the probable choice to spin on the venue’s rooftop patio, according to sources with knowledge of the situation. The rooftop patio will open later this month.

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I know I asked this on twitter, but why were all the platinum bunnies on Park Street this weekend? Another question… How proud can pupils make instructors? If DJ Legend was your pupil, the answer is very… On Saturday, the superstar spun for his mentor and exemplary epitomizes the performance…

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Apparently, Joe Information and I were talking about two different bachlorette parties… I apologize for the misstatement…. However, Joe’s standards are still exceedingly low lol…

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Lodge Bar’s next generation of management has been born… Gossip CBUS congratulates General Manager Pat West on the birth of his son.

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Mynt Ultra Lounge has fired Maxwell according to sources with knowledge of the situation. Don’t venue executives understand… Talent costs…

Speaking of Maxwell and WNCI, Gonzo, Maxwell, and Marty Scott will appear at Callahan’s this evening. And Gonzo, DJ Legend, Randee Limelight, and the Cheshire Cat will appear at Models and Moguls this afternoon.