Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Columbus Bar Jackets & Kourtney Kardashian

As promised, Frog Bear and Wild Boar and Lodge Bar major event announcements… (These will rerun twice, separately in the coming days… still, you may want to mark you calendar)…

Frog, Bear, & Wild Boar (January 14): Columbus Blue Jackets’ Jared Boll, Mike Commodore, and Mark Methot will guest bartend (7-8 p.m.). Budweiser Aluminum Bottle (16 ounce) specials…
Lodge Bar (January 24): Kourtney Kardashian appearance. $3 Soco & Lime shots.

Spartans Spank Buckeyes

My Saturday questions have been answered… We were obviously not as good as our start and we were overachieving (anyone dispute that with three losses in four games?)…

Michigan State made five 3-pointers in less than 3 minutes, making up for what was otherwise a lackluster performance. Kalin Lucas scored six of his 20 points on 3-pointers during the first-half barrage that gave the Spartans the lead for a good in a 67-58 win over Ohio State on Tuesday night.

Michigan State has won eight straight since being routed by North Carolina and 26 in a row at home, dating to a loss against Ohio State nearly two years ago… Ohio State's William Buford scored 17, B.J. Mullens had 16 points and Turner added 14. The Buckeyes (10-3, 1-2) have lost three of four after starting 9-0, hurting without their most experienced player, David Lighty, who is out with a broken foot.

Fiesta Bowl 2009: Eddie George’s Grille (Volume Five)




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Fiesta Bowl 2009: Eddie George’s Grille (Volume Four)






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Fiesta Bowl 2009: Eddie George’s Grille (Volume Three)






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Fiesta Bowl 2009: Eddie George’s Grille (Volume Two)






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Fiesta Bowl 2009: Eddie George’s Grille (Volume One)






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Fiesta Bowl 2009: Lodge Bar (Volume Two)



Fiesta Bowl 2009: Lodge Bar (Volume One)



The Holidays May Be Over…

WSYX 6: The Columbus Crime Scene Search Unit is investigating a shooting outside an East Columbus bar. Police say the fight started inside the bar and spilled outside into the back parking lot. A man was shot two times in the chest. He went to a nearby house, asked for help, and collapsed in the front yard. He was rushed to Grant Medical Center where he remains in critical condition.

But crime is not done ringing in the new year… Number twenty-three illustrates the obvious… If you want to drink, don’t do it on the east side…

10 TV: Police said on Tuesday that one of the men behind an October triple slaying in the Hilltop was in custody. Mandrell Kendricks, 22, faces three counts of aggravated murder… Carol Welch, Markell Peaks and Franklin Walker were discovered shot to death Oct. 9 at a home on Fairmont Avenue… A motive for the slayings is still unclear…

Columbus police deserve applause… After a disastrous 2008, 2009 has stepped off impressively…

Quick Read

If Ohio State’s Fiesta Bowl effort was inspired, the Dispatch’s Fiesta Bowl essays were insipid… I understand the defeat was excruciating… But, seriously, did the fact their hearts were broken, somehow steal their ability to write…

Ken Gordon described last night’s drama as well as I could explain the life experiences of a three hundred pound female walrus… I couldn’t tell if I was reading the recap of an amazing game or a college term paper that Gordon was in a rush to type… Tim May’s columns on Todd Boeckman and Dan Herron were also regrettable… In fact, the pair’s only highlight was Pryor praising Boeckman as “an NFL Quarterback (whatever Pryor was drinking last night, they weren’t serving it at McFadden’s)…

Bob Hunter and Michael Oller’s columns were also disappointing… They weren’t as blandly irritating as Gordon’s recap… Bu, they lacked passionate reflection… The type of reflection you would expect when a contest plays out and concludes as the Fiesta Bowl did…

Colt, Texas Break Buckeye Hearts

Since I can remember, I have been a sports fan. Baseball, football, basketball, hockey, golf, tennis, auto racing… I have seen thousands of contests… The great wins escape me… The satisfaction of the moment vanishes within a week… The blowout losses, I forget almost instantly (thank you alcohol)… Games like tonight, heart twisting losses, I still remember every decisive moment years after they are played… I have no doubt that on January 5, 2029; I will be able to recite, with agonizing detail, my emotions and the moments of January 5, 2009.

Normally, one cannot see the floor as they navigate through McFadden’s… Tonight, one could see the floor, the tables, and out the windows if they chose to stare long enough… The crowd was smaller… You couldn’t find a chair if you wanted one… With that said, their intensity was exquisite… From the opening kickoff to the final incompletion, they hung on every snap… Celebrating, cheering, cursing, and screaming…

There was a pulse and energy, which was uniquely McFadden’s… The size of the crowd was irrelevant… You could have put a larger crowd in a room of the same size and the communal intensity of this evening could not be matched… For four quarters, I watched the game among friends and total strangers, each of whom craved a victory as much, if not more than I did…

When you watch any game with friends, inane conversations, conversations you look back on and ask why they were had, are inevitable… As Brutus – South Campus version, made the rounds (posing for pictures, hugging the bunnies), one of those conversations occurred between Emily and Sytease… Both are bunnies, both are employed by McFadden’s, and both look like they won the genetic lottery… Yet, as the second half of the second quarter unfolds, they stood there talking about what was wrong with themselves… Let me say, there is nothing wrong with either and if there is a male who does find something wrong with them, they should spend a few quality hours in the OSU Medical Center…

Equally as intriguing (and confusing) was this story I must tell, the story about a girl named Lucky (yes, before anyone google’s it, that is the opening line to a Britney Spears song)… Why am I calling her Lucky? Because I don’t want to reveal her real name and because she actually reminds me of the girl in that song…

Lucky has a boyfriend, but not really, a guy she dates (the same one), but they fight a lot, so I guess this makes her technically single, but she doesn’t go out with anyone else, but she is married on a social networking site to one of her gay friends… If you are lost reading that, it’s not because you are hung over, its because its random as hell…

As the second half progressed, initially with Texas dominating into a 17-6 lead, then into an energy intoxicating comeback as Ohio State pushed ahead 21-17, the passion and the quirkiness of everyone watching was on full display… mine included… I don’t know how you are when you watch a game, but I can’t sit still… I leaned onto a friend, who for luck was holding onto his buckeye necklace the whole time… The bouncer bit his lip; the bunny bartender stared toward the television and then buried her head in her coworker’s shoulder… The intensity of those moments was everything this city is about and nothing that this city could deal with… And then it happened… The strains of Don’t Stop Believing (which was, I thought, an appropriate choice, as it sends the signal that there is always next year) began and the bar began to let out with our season over at 10-3…

I have to update one situation prior to close… I mentioned on twitter that were multiple police cars outside of McFadden’s… there were six… for what I do not know, as only one arrest was made… and as I left, there were multiple police in front of the South Campus garage… clearly something went or was going down, that I have no idea about…

I know some of you are to this point in the reading and you’re asking yourself, why didn’t he talk about the game… I could’ve spent this entire wrap analyzing, lamenting, and rehashing… but why? We all watched the game or followed the game on twitter… Why double the sour taste we already have in our mouths? Why heap additional disappointment onto what was clearly a disappointing season?

Field of Despair

Technically, I received this prior to kickoff and likely should have posted it then… However, I was already into my first drink at McFadden’s… With that said, this is an amazing photo and I thought you’d enjoy…

Photo: Scott Terna

Monday, January 5, 2009

O-H-I-O

Once again Columbus, we’ve given you the info… Get out tonight, cheer, drink, and scream and let’s make this Texas game look like the last one (remember 2006)… We will have photographers covering everyone we did promos for… So smile… You never know which pics I’ll pick…

Also, Gossip Cbus will be live via twitter tonight from McFadden’s and we have major announcements on Frog Bear and Wild Boar and Lodge Bar events upcoming… Until we score our last touchdown tonight, you know you love me…